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A Bengals Fan Is Living In A Tent On The Roof Of His Restaurant Until They Win A Game
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(10-08-2019, 04:23 PM)THE PISTONS Wrote: <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

That will be interesting if they go 0-16. Do next year’s preseason games count?
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(10-08-2019, 04:32 PM)Gamma Ray Tan Wrote: That will be interesting if they go 0-16. Do next year’s preseason games count?

I wondered where some of the posters who argued with me when I said Taylor was a bad OC have went. Here they're living in tents on top of restaurants apparently!
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I’m waiting for the Mike Brown Bags to come out at games.
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What happens if the Bengals are winless until sometime next mid season? The fan could be dead by then... Shocked
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Bah. He just wanted to get away from his Wife's naggery.
I'm just gonna go find a cash machine. 

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Remember when Wild Man Walker went up on the billboard? Lol
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(10-08-2019, 04:23 PM)THE PISTONS Wrote: <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

It's a long time until next season. Guy is going to freeze his ass off this winter and his nuts are going boil over the summer.  Hilarious

I'd say he'll be there until next Nov.

 

 
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Guy is going to be freezing his nards off at Xmas time when we still don't have a win. Need to dress him up like Santa and at least impress the kids.
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(10-08-2019, 04:56 PM)psychdoctor Wrote: What happens if the Bengals are winless until sometime next mid season?  The fan could be dead by then... Shocked

Someone will just dangle his corpse over the bridge by the practice field with "Finley to AJ" painted on him.
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Lame protest. Not much sacrifice here. His first mistake before all the others was believing MB really gave a hoot about a fan.
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(10-08-2019, 04:23 PM)THE PISTONS Wrote: <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>


That's SO 1991. Mellow
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AS IF we're all supposed to feel all supportive and want to donate food, heaters, AC units and all kinds of stuff to ensure that the Bengals suddenly become smart because some guy is sleeping on the roof of his restaurant in protest.. Yup..definitely I'm going to put my own financial interest aside and start dumping my bank account his way for the good of the fans..

Wanna guess which part of the above ain't gonna happen? Hint: it has to do with money. 
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(10-09-2019, 11:04 AM)grampahol Wrote: AS IF we're all supposed to feel all supportive and want to donate food, heaters, AC units and all kinds of stuff to ensure that the Bengals suddenly become smart because some guy is sleeping on the roof of his restaurant in protest.. Yup..definitely I'm going to put my own financial interest aside and start dumping my bank account his way for the good of the fans..

Wanna guess which part of the above ain't gonna happen? Hint: it has to do with money. 

He does leave the roof to go to work and take care of business.

Some of the dudes that sleep on billboards stay up there.
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(10-08-2019, 08:16 PM)BengalsRocker Wrote: Someone will just dangle his corpse over the bridge by the practice field with "Finley to AJ" painted on him.

If he is dead that means he will probably be cheap.. Bring him in for a tryout!!
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Nice tent. Better be...

How much insulation is in it?
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Ok, I've decided to NOT go fishing for fish that are NOT in the lake..like sharks, baracudas, whales and so forth....at least until the Bengals win again. In addition I'm not hunting for polar bears in the front yard till they win.. Even then I may not anyway just to protest them being the team I sort of root for..
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I protest the protesters who are protesting the protesters' protest... or something like that.

So I'll probably be there with a blank sign and a marker once I get it sorted out, or maybe not.
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He's really sacrificing himself there. He is living in a deluxe tent next to a restaurant! Being where it is, it will never be extremely cold because the roof will be emitting heat. The only sacrifice is the 2 years he'll be in there. I'm sure he'll never leave to shower right? Whatever


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