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A Civil War is COMING!!!!
#41
Hey Babe, 

Things are going pretty good. Jim is drunk again and wanting to fight the libs but Zeek forgot the buckshot and Jim, in a drunken rage pointed his over under at him, pulled the trigger and shot the hat off of Bill...we all had a good laugh.

Tomorrow, we'll take the ridge. They are planning a gay wedding during the battle..it should be an easy fight.
#42
Honest question, but which side am I on if I'm a registered libertarian? I need to know who will be coming after me so I can plan accordingly.
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#43
(07-05-2018, 11:40 AM)Nately120 Wrote: Honest question, but which side am I on if I'm a registered libertarian?  I need to know who will be coming after me so I can plan accordingly.

You're Bugs Bunny with the half Union half confederate uniform marching between the lines.  Or maybe it was Jerry Lewis.  
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#44
Hello Darli'n

The fight is hard goin' and but spirits are high. I lost two friends today as we marched into battle.

We were supposed to go left of the lib line but Jim said "I DON'T DO LEFT!" and went right straight off a cliff and fell to his death. A couple of other young men followed. The John 3:16 Company of the KJV Battalion is taking heavy losses.

Zeek turned out to be a traitor as we march on the "Wedding". He locked eyes with a "Best Man" and run off straight into his arms.

I just don't understand.

Things will get better...I hope.
#45
(07-05-2018, 11:40 AM)Nately120 Wrote: Honest question, but which side am I on if I'm a registered libertarian?  I need to know who will be coming after me so I can plan accordingly.

Libertarians sit on the sidelines yelling at both sides and hope there are more libertarians than anyone else left at the end of the fighting.  Mellow
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#46
(07-05-2018, 11:40 AM)Nately120 Wrote: Honest question, but which side am I on if I'm a registered libertarian?  I need to know who will be coming after me so I can plan accordingly.

Do you own any Birkenstocks? 
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(07-05-2018, 12:49 PM)bfine32 Wrote: Do you own any Birkenstocks? 

My gf does. 
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#48
I don't know. I heard a lot of explosions last night.
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#51
(07-05-2018, 12:53 PM)Nately120 Wrote: My gf does. 

Well then she fights for the liberal as that is their combat footwear of choice. Now we must find you a side:

Do you own a pair of work boots? 
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#52
My dearest mother,

Today during the battle side wedding of Charles and Dylon, which was so beautiful, you should have been there. Charles wore the baby blue tux that everyone said looked hideous but it sure brought out those lovely eyes of his. Dylon wore an all white tux and black shoes...I tell you, that boy has no fashion since at all...black shoes.

Anyway, as the vows were being said, those redneck hill billies from Alabama came over the hill. We all had a laugh when a handful turn and ran from us right over the cliff...stupid inbreds.

Anyway, I'm so excited to announce that I think I found the love of my life. His name is Zeek, not Zeke, he isn't very smart but he has the tightest...well, I'm sorry, I'm just excited.

I'll write later
Luv You
Stephan
#53
(07-05-2018, 02:41 PM)bfine32 Wrote: Well then she fights for the liberal as that is their combat footwear of choice. Now we must find you a side:

Do you own a pair of work boots? 

I do, but I haven't worked a "work boots" job in years.
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(07-05-2018, 05:21 PM)Nately120 Wrote: I do, but I haven't worked a "work boots" job in years.

OK, owning work boots means you're with us. As you have access to Birkenstocks we're going to employ you in an infiltration/surveillance role. I'm going to need the coordinates to the Starbucks nearest to your current location.  
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#56
(07-05-2018, 11:40 AM)Nately120 Wrote: Honest question, but which side am I on if I'm a registered libertarian?  I need to know who will be coming after me so I can plan accordingly.

There'll be a lesbian seeking an abortion fighting a 1%-er who made his money by dumping chemicals where ever the hell he damn pleased. Whoever you hope wins determines if you are more socially liberal or fiscally conservative. 
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(07-05-2018, 09:58 PM)BmorePat87 Wrote: There'll be a lesbian seeking an abortion fighting a 1%-er who made his money by dumping chemicals where ever the hell he damn pleased. Whoever you hope wins determines if you are more socially liberal or fiscally conservative. 

???
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#58
(07-06-2018, 07:53 AM)michaelsean Wrote: ???

This thread is filled with outrageous shit, and that is what got you? LOL
"A great democracy has got to be progressive, or it will soon cease to be either great or a democracy..." - TR

"The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little." - FDR
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(07-06-2018, 07:53 AM)michaelsean Wrote: ???

She used a surrogate but now she regrets it. 

It's her right, man. 
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(07-06-2018, 07:59 AM)Belsnickel Wrote: This thread is filled with outrageous shit, and that is what got you? LOL

Jeb and Hank and Ezra seemed like a possibility.
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