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Coaching props and rants!
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1. COVID

2. Traffic Jams

3. The fact that more that more than one wet wipe comes out when you pull one

4. Trigonometry is so hard


I'm probably missing a few....What you got?
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#2
Being 4-10-1
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Jessie Bates left the Bengals and that makes me sad!
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#3
I guess it's not Zacks fault I have to work until 11pm on New years eve.....
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#4
Dumb decisions that cost Joe Burrow his knee.
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#5
His first name is spelled so wonky that many people don't get it right.

He looks like a dork.

He's friends with an asshole O line coach.

He's unqualified so he has to learn on the job (maybe not his fault).
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(12-31-2020, 09:45 PM)Tony Wrote: I guess it's not Zacks fault I have to work until 11pm on New years eve.....

Be thankful you're making a living. Many people would work that in a heartbeat. Ah... Who am I kidding? That sucks. Happy New Year though...
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#7
The fact that like 6 DCs didnt want to coach here.

That he hired all unqualified friends.

Del Rio turning them down.

Winning 6.5 games in 2 years.

Great thread OP! I'll think of more!
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#8
Little Big Horn

New Coke

Crystal Pepsi
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#9
Burger King over toasted my cheeseburger bun.

My daughters addiction to korean pop music

....crabs.
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#10
The Alamo... no question about that one.
Marvin not winning a playoff game.
Andy's red hair.

I also have it on good authority that Zac was the one who wore the wire tap that entrapped Pete Rose.
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#11
Zac made the Hindenburg blow up.





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#12
1 star Yelp review of End Zone Pizza.

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#13
Not getting what you order at the drive thru.

Going with Tiger Johnson instead of Bill Walsh.

Bo Jacksons hip.
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#14
The Wreck of the Edmunds Fitzgerald.

MSG in Asian Food.

THE PISTONS starting 50 threads in 2 weeks.
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Al Capone's Vault
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NASCAR
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(12-31-2020, 10:02 PM)jason Wrote: His first name is spelled so wonky that many people don't get it right.

Haha our fans seem to have a lot of trouble with spelling names right. I saw at least 37 different variations of Driskel when we had him, and even Finley seems to throw people for some reason...
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#18
Curfews

The Roswell cover up

World hunger
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Pee Wee Herman caught handling the goods

Twisted Tea upside the head

Joe Exotic finding prison love
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#20
Zac mandated algebra be taught in middle school.

He also banned buffets at strip clubs.

And rumor had it, he stole the gold from Oak Island
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