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Bernie's Putin credentials: 'I took on a lot of people as mayor of Burlington'
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http://www.politico.com/blogs/2016-dem-primary-live-updates-and-results/2016/02/bernie-sanders-vladimir-putin-219847

Like that time in 1988 when he had to get the chief of police to stop those 6 skateboarders in downtown Burlington. They weren't pushovers, either. One was a Junior!
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(02-26-2016, 07:45 PM)BmorePat87 Wrote: http://www.politico.com/blogs/2016-dem-primary-live-updates-and-results/2016/02/bernie-sanders-vladimir-putin-219847

Like that time in 1988 when he had to get the chief of police to stop those 6 skateboarders in downtown Burlington. They weren't pushovers, either. One was a Junior!

Overspending...

All he had to do is call me.  I am Capt. Rent a Cop!

I am much cheaper than a regular cop.
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He visited the Soviets in the 80's. Except I think he was looking for ideas.
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People say he is all talk when it comes to taking on the big banks. This is the man that got not one but two free promotional toasters after opening up a new checking account with the First Bank of Vermont
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(02-26-2016, 07:56 PM)Sovereign Nation Wrote: Overspending...

All he had to do is call me.  I am Capt. Rent a Cop!

I am much cheaper than a regular cop.

Thought you were making $600 / day bro?  What happened?
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(02-26-2016, 09:18 PM)Vas Deferens Wrote: Thought you were making $600 / day bro?  What happened?

Socialism... cut the defense spending so you could go to college.
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(02-26-2016, 09:24 PM)Sovereign Nation Wrote: Socialism... cut the defense spending so you could go to college.

I'm sorry, not following you here.  When was that defense spending cut again?  

Also, I heard the mercenary branch of the CIA is re-upping. Why are you still in loss prevention in the states?  Should be taking those numerous leisure travel / bounty killing offers you're always getting on LinkedIn. 
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(02-26-2016, 09:35 PM)Vas Deferens Wrote: I'm sorry, not following you here.  When was that defense spending cut again?  

Also, I heard the mercenary branch of the CIA is re-upping. Why are you still in loss prevention in the states?  Should be taking those numerous leisure travel / bounty killing offers you're always getting on LinkedIn. 

You not being able to follow along is not surprising.

Besides why take a bounty?  I would kill some people for nothing more than a Klondike Bar.
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(02-26-2016, 07:45 PM)BmorePat87 Wrote: http://www.politico.com/blogs/2016-dem-primary-live-updates-and-results/2016/02/bernie-sanders-vladimir-putin-219847

Like that time in 1988 when he had to get the chief of police to stop those 6 skateboarders in downtown Burlington. They weren't pushovers, either. One was a Junior!

Then there was that one guy who built his fence too close to the property line and that other guy whose dog got lose and somebody kept knocking over that old lady's garbage cans and that one lady kept running stop signs.  Face it, the man has seen it all.
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(02-26-2016, 08:32 PM)BmorePat87 Wrote: People say he is all talk when it comes to taking on the big banks. This is the man that got not one but two free promotional toasters after opening up a new checking account with the First Bank of Vermont

This reminds me of someone I knew in college. And yes, he supports Bernie and it makes everything so much more funny to me. 
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(02-26-2016, 11:35 PM)McC Wrote: Then there was that one guy who built his fence too close to the property line and that other guy whose dog got lose and somebody kept knocking over that old lady's garbage cans and that one lady kept running stop signs.  Face it, the man has seen it all.

Don't forget about that frat house that was known to blast Beastie Boys as late as 11pm. The late 80's were rough times.
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(02-27-2016, 07:07 PM)6andcounting Wrote: Don't forget about that frat house that was known to blast Beastie Boys as late as 11pm. The late 80's were rough times.

Once they had a raccoon problem. Dark days indeed. 
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(02-27-2016, 07:11 PM)RoyleRedlegs Wrote: Once they had a raccoon problem. Dark days indeed. 

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(02-27-2016, 09:25 PM)Rotobeast Wrote: [Image: 86b6ccec95182844f7e006b174b53c29.jpg]

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No, you misunderstood...raccoon problem...singular....
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(02-27-2016, 09:40 PM)RoyleRedlegs Wrote: No, you misunderstood...raccoon problem...singular....

Spoil sport.
Sad
#16
John Kerry, another dingbat with another stupid comment.

A released Gitmo terrorist is discovered making Al-Queda recruiting videos to which John Kerry responds:

"He isn't supposed to be doing that" Hilarious

https://www.frontpagemag.com/point/261953/kerry-freed-gitmo-terrorist-isnt-supposed-be-daniel-greenfield
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(02-27-2016, 10:05 PM)Rotobeast Wrote: Spoil sport.
Sad

Just want accuracy in reporting.


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(02-27-2016, 10:54 PM)Vlad Wrote: John Kerry, another dingbat with another stupid comment.

A released Gitmo terrorist is discovered making Al-Queda recruiting videos to which John Kerry responds:

"He isn't supposed to be doing that" Hilarious

https://www.frontpagemag.com/point/261953/kerry-freed-gitmo-terrorist-isnt-supposed-be-daniel-greenfield

Get that shit out of here. This is about the serious issues addressed by Mayor Bernie.
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This needs reserved for serious topics like the great acorn shortage of 85 when he had to help secure the squirrel population.
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(02-28-2016, 12:54 PM)RoyleRedlegs Wrote: This needs reserved for serious topics like the great acorn shortage of 85 when he had to help secure the squirrel population.

Or that time the Harlem Globe Trotters came to town in 1987 but the only hotel was all out of towels. 
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