Biden Breaks Foot Playing With His Dog!

[Benton]

(12-01-2020, 11:12 AM)BFritz21 Wrote: How do you figure?

What is he going to do that's better than what Trump had going pre-pandemic?  How's he going to do it?

This may be a blessing. Broken foot, Biden won't be able to golf, which seems to occupy a lot of trump's time. Less time at the course, more time in the office.

(12-01-2020, 12:58 PM)Nately120 Wrote: No, Biden broke his foot and suddenly 80 million voters are wishing they had a do-over so they could vote for Trump and his two, unbroken feet.

But the bone spurs!

[Big Boss]

Remember Trump's Vietnam draft deferments due to bone spurs?
Remember Trump's morbid obesity?
Remember Trump's sudden and yet-to-be-explained visit to Walter Reed last November?
Remember Trump's bout with COVID-19?

[*Nately120*]

(12-01-2020, 01:39 PM)Big Boss Wrote: Remember Trump's Vietnam draft deferments due to bone spurs?
Remember Trump's morbid obesity?
Remember Trump's sudden and yet-to-be-explained visit to Walter Reed last November?
Remember Trump's bout with COVID-19?

[BmorePat87]

I'm a healthy 33 year old and I got a fracture on my pinky finger from getting it twisted in a large plastic hanger when I tried to lift and remove all of the coats in my closet at one time.

It happens.

[fredtoast]

I am 20 years younger than Biden but I still pulled a hamstring just trying to have sex with a copy machine.

But I could still run this country 10 times better than Trump.

[NATI BENGALS]

(12-01-2020, 06:20 PM)fredtoast Wrote: I am 20 years younger than Biden but I pulled a hamstring trying to have sex with a copy machine.

But I could still run this country 10 times better than Trump.

You have to take the toner cartridge out

[fredtoast]

(12-01-2020, 06:52 PM)NATI BENGALS Wrote: You have to take the toner cartridge out

I realize it is easier on the hamstrings, but to me it is no fun without the toner cartridge up my butt.

[Griever]

(12-01-2020, 04:58 PM)BmorePat87 Wrote: I'm a healthy 33 year old and I got a fracture on my pinky finger from getting it twisted in a large plastic hanger when I tried to lift and remove all of the coats in my closet at one time.

It happens.

sounds like you're just a weenie, not a manly man like trump

[BmorePat87]

(12-01-2020, 11:46 PM)Griever Wrote: sounds like you're just a weenie, not a manly man like trump

I believe the word is "soy boy"

[*Nately120*]

(12-02-2020, 10:20 AM)BmorePat87 Wrote: I believe the word is "soy boy"

Soy boy is an amusing insult. You consume legumes that I declare to be less manly than other legumes!

[CJD]

He's 78. Of course he's frail haha.

[*Nately120*]

Trump already casually mentioned that Biden is going to get shot soon anyways. Does this matter?

[BFritz21]

(12-01-2020, 01:19 PM)Benton Wrote: This may be a blessing. Broken foot, Biden won't be able to golf, which seems to occupy a lot of trump's time. Less time at the course, more time in the office.


But the bone spurs!

It might be a blessing because Biden won't be able to walk down the stairs to the White House basement and stay secluded from the world forever.

[Benton]

(12-02-2020, 05:12 PM)BFritz21 Wrote: It might be a blessing because Biden won't be able to walk down the stairs to the White House basement and stay secluded from the world forever.

Gonna be torture. Most guys I know in their 70s either spend all their time in their basement or their garage. And Biden doesn't seem like the type to tinker with an old El Camino.

[fredtoast]

(12-02-2020, 05:12 PM)BFritz21 Wrote: It might be a blessing because Biden won't be able to walk down the stairs to the White House basement and stay secluded from the world forever.

Based on the way he way he  ***** slapped Trump in the election from his basement he should have no problem carrying on Presidential business.


And the White House has an elevator.

[fredtoast]

(12-02-2020, 05:32 PM)Benton Wrote:  And Biden doesn't seem like the type to tinker with an old El Camino.

"It's a Gran Torino, asshole!"

[*Nately120*]

(12-02-2020, 05:12 PM)BFritz21 Wrote: It might be a blessing because Biden won't be able to walk down the stairs to the White House basement and stay secluded from the world forever.

Secluded from the world?  Even China?  No way.

[BrownAssClown]

(12-02-2020, 05:56 PM)fredtoast Wrote: "It's a Gran Torino, asshole!"

The president elect actually owns a '67 Corvette.

[BigPapaKain]

I've been in a car crash and I'm not crippled. But I have thrown my back out changing a radio station in a car.

Shit just happens.

[fredtoast]

(12-02-2020, 07:03 PM)BrownAssClown Wrote: The president elect actually owns a '67 Corvette.

GREEN FOR THE MONEY!


Anyone who doesn't like those C2 Vettes ('63-'67) has a problem.


Not saying there are not a lot of other great looking cars out there, but those are sweet as hell.