Coaching props and rants!

[BengalsRocker]

(01-03-2021, 09:26 PM)grampahol Wrote: Zac never had a mom even when he was hatched. He's the result of a failed experiment deep under Paul Brown Stadium in the R&D division.

No way.  They can't even hire a full scouting department here.

[J24]

(12-31-2020, 09:39 PM)J24 Wrote: Being 4-10-1

Updated 4-11-1

[MileHighGrowler]

Getting bike chain grease on your pants
White Castle shits
My puppy biting through all my electric cords

[SladeX]

(01-03-2021, 09:36 PM)BengalsRocker Wrote: No way.  They can't even hire a full scouting department here.

Where do you think the scouting department budget went? We could have had scouts, but we got WonderCoach Zac instead!

[TecmoBengals]

Making Mike Brown remain bullish.

[XenoMorph]

increased apathy for NFL football in Cincy.

[OUatown]

The fact some fans have low standards and are somehow satisfied with giving him another year.

[*Wyche'sWarrior*]

The Germans bombing Pearl Harbor!

[TecmoBengals]

(01-04-2021, 05:41 PM)OUatown Wrote: The fact some fans have low standards and are somehow satisfied with giving him another year.

& they post about it here in a bullish manner.

[Bilbo Saggins]

He has a little tiny mouth for how large his body and head are. Saliva accumulates in the bottom corners of his mouth when he speaks. It reminds me of a tapeworm or something. 

[Older Than You Too]

Zac Taylor f*cked a Cardinal and created a whole new type of AIDS.

[*rfaulk34*]

(01-06-2021, 07:02 AM)Older Than You Too Wrote: Zac Taylor f*cked a Cardinal and created a whole new type of AIDS.

Wait...the bird or the Catholic?

[Older Than You Too]

(01-06-2021, 12:59 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Wait...the bird or the Catholic?

No, a Freshman from Stanford.

[R3stangs]

this thread

[MileHighGrowler]

Losing a contact lens
Button-fly jeans
Hard water stains

[*rfaulk34*]

Helen Keller losing her sight and hearing. 

The Red Ring of Death on Xbox 360s.

[BengalsRocker]

Wooden nickels

Gingivitis

Fool's gold  

[GodFather]

Erectile Dysfunction

[*jason*]

(01-03-2021, 10:57 PM)J24 Wrote: Updated 4-11-1

Well was the 11th loss at least close?

[Nicomo Cosca]

(01-10-2021, 07:55 PM)jason Wrote: Well was the 11th loss at least close?

Close to setting an NFL record for rushing yards given up...