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Hershel Walker the moron
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He was a great football player, no doubt, but as a senator? No, just no.. Unless you want a department of boys looking at girls n stuff.. 
"Asked if he believes there should be new gun laws in the wake of the Texas shooting, Georgia Senate GOP nominee Herschel Walker told me in ATL: “What I like to do is see it and everything and stuff.” He didn’t engage further."
"Walker didn’t make much more sense on Fox News. “Cain killed Abel,” he said. “That’s a problem that we have. What we need to do is look into how we can stop those things … What about getting a department that’s looking at young men, that’s looking at young women, that’s looking at social media.


Yessiree! Common sense.. Hershel had it beat out of him playing football ..He doesn't even qualify as common.. Maybe an extremely rare completely empty headed dolt kind of sense? 
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(05-30-2022, 01:11 AM)grampahol Wrote: He was a great football player, no doubt, but as a senator? No, just no.. Unless you want a department of boys looking at girls n stuff.. 
"Asked if he believes there should be new gun laws in the wake of the Texas shooting, Georgia Senate GOP nominee Herschel Walker told me in ATL: “What I like to do is see it and everything and stuff.” He didn’t engage further."
"Walker didn’t make much more sense on Fox News. “Cain killed Abel,” he said. “That’s a problem that we have. What we need to do is look into how we can stop those things … What about getting a department that’s looking at young men, that’s looking at young women, that’s looking at social media.


Yessiree! Common sense.. Hershel had it beat out of him playing football ..He doesn't even qualify as common.. Maybe an extremely rare completely empty headed dolt kind of sense? 

I say YES! We need a department for looking at stuff online.
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The GOP is sort of like rap music. I'm sure there are people in those fields with actual talent and aptitude, but if you are a celebrity with zero aptitude, they're the markets to enter. Im just saying.
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Sounds like someone's Pornhub subscription must have gotten censored. We need an oversight committee to look into that.
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If you think this is bad you should listen to Biden talk.
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(06-06-2022, 01:08 PM)basballguy Wrote: If you think this is bad you should listen to Biden talk.

Joe Biden should just shut up and dribble...or something. 
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(06-06-2022, 01:08 PM)basballguy Wrote: If you think this is bad you should listen to Biden talk.

He's had some gaffes for sure. Honestly, my favorite quote is from Trump back in 2015. It is absolutely hilarious to sit here and read it. Makes you feel like you have dyslexia. It makes a bit more sense when you watch him actually say it, but you still sit there and wonder "what the **** are you talking about man?" Lol. Here it is...

“Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart —you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you’re a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.”

This quote never fails to make me laugh. I get anxious reading it, because I don't know what's going on.
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(06-06-2022, 01:08 PM)basballguy Wrote: If you think this is bad you should listen to Biden talk.

(06-06-2022, 02:38 PM)KillerGoose Wrote: He's had some gaffes for sure. Honestly, my favorite quote is from Trump back in 2015. It is absolutely hilarious to sit here and read it. Makes you feel like you have dyslexia. It makes a bit more sense when you watch him actually say it, but you still sit there and wonder "what the **** are you talking about man?" Lol. Here it is...

“Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart —you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you’re a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.”

This quote never fails to make me laugh. I get anxious reading it, because I don't know what's going on.

It's almost as if electing people who count their days left alive in months instead of years is a bad idea if you're looking for coherent speech.

(This is an observation on how old they are; it is no way meant to be construed as a threat)
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(06-06-2022, 03:36 PM)BigPapaKain Wrote: It's almost as if electing people who count their days left alive in months instead of years is a bad idea if you're looking for coherent speech.

(This is an observation on how old they are; it is no way meant to be construed as a threat)

So in today's climate, this could be viewed as a joke or that you legitimately feel the need to clarify that.

I'm not sure if that makes it more funny or more sad.  
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(06-06-2022, 03:36 PM)BigPapaKain Wrote: It's almost as if electing people who count their days left alive in months instead of years is a bad idea if you're looking for coherent speech.

Meh, Biden and Trump have been saying stupid stuff for decades and Herschel Walker might just have CTE.  I'd complain about old politicians being brain damaged and saying stupid stuff more if we didn't have a lot of examples of politicians who are decades younger who supply us with a daily dose of nonsense.

Maybe this country will still be around to hear what someone like Majorie Taylor Greene says when she's old and demented. 
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(06-06-2022, 05:30 PM)Nately120 Wrote: Meh, Biden and Trump have been saying stupid stuff for decades and Herschel Walker might just have CTE.  I'd complain about old politicians being brain damaged and saying stupid stuff more if we didn't have a lot of examples of politicians who are decades younger who supply us with a daily dose of nonsense.

Maybe this country will still be around to hear what someone like Majorie Taylor Greene says when she's old and demented. 

I can't imagine it'll be any worse than the shit she says now.
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(06-06-2022, 03:45 PM)basballguy Wrote: So in today's climate, this could be viewed as a joke or that you legitimately feel the need to clarify that.

I'm not sure if that makes it more funny or more sad.  

I threw it on there for the sake of Bob, my FBI agent.
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