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The most important thing about the new rookies is assigning them the correct nicknames (Shut up Mr. Nicknames are silly). So what you got:
John (Boss JR) Ross
Joe "Pimp Hand" Mixon
Jordan "J WIll" Willis
Carl "The Truth" Lawson
Jake "Easy Money" Elliott
Mason "Ogre" Schreck.
What ya got? (Shut up Mr. Nicknames are silly)*******
*****Disclaimer: I know nicknames are "earned".
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John "Hittin' The Sauce" Ross
Joe "Slap N Tickle" Mixon
Jordan "What You Talkin' Bout" Willis
Carl "Sip Of Sunshine" Lawson
Jake "Not Gonna Missy" Elliott
"Jackie" Mason Schreck
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Has anyone else noticed that 7 of the 11 players we selected names begin with a J.
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Joe Mixon should be called "The Brady Punch"
Who Dey!
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John "The Rocket" Ross
Johnny Rocket
Roadrunner Ross
Toss to Ross
Joe "The Hitman" Mixon
Joe "Bam Bam" Mixon
TKJoe Mixon
Joe "Macho" Mixon
Bazooka Joe Mixon
Joe Mama Mixon
Joe "Pinto Bean" Mixon
Joe "Frazier" Mixon
Joe Mayweather Mixon
Joe Fistin Mixon
Joe "The Sandman" Mixon
Joe "Rick James" Mixon
Joe Mixon it up
Josh "Daylight Come And I Wanna Go" Malone
Marvin Jones Clone Malone
Josh "Leave Me" Malone
The Drone Malone
End Zone Malone- I really like this one best.
Here I Go Again On Malone
Malone in the dark
Malone with you
Better Off Malone
I Drink Malone- Ok this sounds bad
Goal Post Malone
Red Zone Malone- Ok I like this one too.
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Joe "Quick Hitter" Mixon or as we call him at my place. Punk Ass *****!
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Adam "Docket Rocket" Jones
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Joe "I'm not a crook" Mixon
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All Malone In The End Zone
I really think we should stick with Josh "End Zone" Malone or Josh "Red Zone" Malone. I think one will catch on.
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We've already been calling John Ross "The Flash". He earned it by breaking speed records at the combine. The others will have to wait and earn theirs.