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05-21-2018, 10:07 AM
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05-22-2018, 12:46 PM
I lost my virginity to a sock puppet.
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05-22-2018, 01:29 PM
(05-22-2018, 12:46 PM)fredtoast Wrote: I lost my virginity to a sock puppet.


It must have been a footie. Or a baby bootie


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05-22-2018, 02:11 PM
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05-22-2018, 03:23 PM
(05-22-2018, 12:46 PM)fredtoast Wrote: I lost my virginity to a sock puppet.

Hilarious

As did many of us. 



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05-22-2018, 03:40 PM
(05-22-2018, 03:23 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: Hilarious

As did many of us. 

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05-22-2018, 06:52 PM
(05-22-2018, 03:40 PM)XenoMorph Wrote: that or Miss Klinex

I tried Kleenex once. Blew a hole threw it like a 12-guage and paper. Made a mess everywhere. Never again. Only for cleanup. Even then, left oil streaks on glass surfaces, fur balls on paneling, etc. Great on tile though? Ninja



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05-23-2018, 12:05 AM
It's not like yoiu guys think.

My third grade teacher jerked me off while wearing a Lamb Chop puppet.

But don't freak out. This was just last December.
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05-25-2018, 01:03 PM
(05-23-2018, 12:05 AM)fredtoast Wrote: It's not like yoiu guys think.

My third grade teacher jerked me off while wearing a Lamb Chop puppet.

But don't freak out.  This was just last December.

Thus your affinity for sheep.
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05-30-2018, 02:43 PM
(05-25-2018, 01:03 PM)Beaker Wrote: Thus your affinity for sheep.

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#11
05-31-2018, 02:02 PM
Well Seasame street tried to sue them.. but the case just got thrown out...

Happy time Murder had a Muppet attorney. His name is.... FRED

http://comicbook.com/movies/2018/05/28/the-happytime-murders-sesame-street-lawsuit-response-puppet-lawyer/
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