The Trump Bible

[GMDino]

http://time.com/4015860/donald-trump-bible-twitter-hashtag/

Quote:Earlier this week, Donald Trump awkwardly dodged a series of questions about the bible during an interview on Bloomberg’s “With All Due Respect.” Most notably, he refused to name his favorite bible verse — not even one — because that was “too personal.” (Also, when asked if he was “an Old Testament guy or a New Testament guy,” he responded, “Uh, probably equal.”)

Trump’s elusive answers prompted people to begin writing fake bible verses in “Trump Speak,” and thus, the #TrumpBible hashtag was born. Now, a few days later, it’s still going strong.

Here are some of the earlier contributions:

Quote:Ben Casselman @bencasselman
And Jesus said to them, "It is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven, but I am REALLY, REALLY rich." #TrumpBible
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Ben Casselman @bencasselman
And Moses went to Pharaoh and said to him, "Let my people go!" and Pharaoh did because Moses knew how to negotiate. #TrumpBible
6:21 PM - 26 Aug 2015
165 165 Retweets 152 152 favorites

Quote:Jeff B@AoSHQDD @EsotericCD
Don't get me wrong: Jesus? Great guy, classy. But a terrible executive. I would never tolerate a traitor within my organization. #TrumpBible
8:16 PM - 26 Aug 2015
335 335 Retweets 342 342 favorites

Quote:Leon Jacobs @leonjacobs
"I'm not saying Jesus wasn't born in Bethlehem. I'm just saying show me the birth certificate." #trumpbible
12:40 AM - 27 Aug 2015
763 763 Retweets 837 837 favorites

Quote:"Can anything good come out of Nazareth? I mean, I'm sure some of them are good people and all. But mostly we get their worst." #TrumpBible
5:30 PM - 27 Aug 2015
521 521 Retweets 785 785 favorites

Quote:Josh Rovner @JoshRovner
I lost a lot of respect for the Pharaoh. Never should have let the Hebrews go because of, what, hail? The Hebrews love me. #TrumpBible
7:48 PM - 26 Aug 2015
289 289 Retweets 309 309 favorites

Quote:Ben Casselman @bencasselman
There *is* room at the inn but Mary and Joseph refuse to stay there because it is LOW CLASS and a DUMP.
#TrumpBible
5:49 PM - 26 Aug 2015
376 376 Retweets 458 458 favorites

And here are some of the latest:

Quote:Eric Metaxas @ericmetaxas
Nathan said to David: "You are the man!" And David said, "No YOU are the man!" And they high-fived each other. It was fabulous. #TrumpBible
3:28 PM - 28 Aug 2015
122 122 Retweets 145 145 favorites

Quote:Benjamin L Corey @benjamincorey
"For if there are foreigners among you, build a great wall so there shall be fewer." #TrumpBible
9:49 PM - 28 Aug 2015
128 128 Retweets 196 196 favorites

Quote:Trump Bible @TheTrumpBible
Great flood, total disaster. Totally mismanaged by Noah, not a smart guy, total loser, couldn't even save the dinosaurs. #TrumpBible
7:08 PM - 28 Aug 2015
982 982 Retweets 920 920 favorites

[GMDino]

No imagine a world where Obama did the same thing.  

[RoyleRedlegs]

(08-30-2015, 03:34 PM)GMDino Wrote: No imagine a world where Obama did the same thing.  

Don't mean Obama's Qur'an?!?!