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(01-08-2017, 09:36 PM)Awful Llama Wrote: Speaking for the rest of the board, we wouldn't have it any other way.
That's a relief
I was afraid I would have to take it off. I don't want sunburn on my jimmy, that's why he wears the hat!
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The bombardier beetle can create an explosion with its butt. Learned that one the hard way.
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(01-09-2017, 07:05 AM)oncemoreuntothejimbreech Wrote: The bombardier beetle can create an explosion with its butt. Learned that one the hard way.
I did too...from a parasite I picked up in Chile.
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(12-23-2016, 09:17 PM)Awful Llama Wrote: Sea otters sleep holding hands.
Otters also rape and murder baby seals.
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(01-11-2017, 09:42 AM)BigPapaKain Wrote: Otters also rape and murder baby seals.
Bastids!
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Farting helps reduce high blood pressure and is good for your health.
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(01-12-2017, 01:09 AM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: Farting helps reduce high blood pressure and is good for your health.
But wait, there's more: https://www.powerofpositivity.com/7-amazing-health-benefits-farting/
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(01-12-2017, 01:09 AM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: Farting helps reduce high blood pressure and is good for your health.
remember to fart responsibly though
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(01-11-2017, 09:42 AM)BigPapaKain Wrote: Otters also rape and murder baby seals.
Only the ones asking for it.
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(01-12-2017, 09:24 PM)Awful Llama Wrote: Only the ones asking for it.
So they're Republicans.
Neat.
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(01-12-2017, 09:24 PM)Awful Llama Wrote: Only the ones asking for it.
To this point, ^ the second best thing I have seen on this Friday the 13th. (There was this chick in a pair of shorts this morning that would make a eunuch testify.)
(01-13-2017, 08:18 AM)BigPapaKain Wrote: So they're Republicans.
Neat.
And then it is followed up with this ^. Some days you just don't know who to love more. XOXO to both of you!
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(01-13-2017, 08:53 PM)xxlt Wrote: To this point, ^ the second best thing I have seen on this Friday the 13th. (There was this chick in a pair of shorts this morning that would make a eunuch testify.)
And then it is followed up with this ^. Some days you just don't know who to love more. XOXO to both of you!
Pics or it didn't happen.
Or maybe it did.
JUST SHOW US SOME PICS!!!
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(01-15-2017, 02:15 PM)jfkbengals Wrote: Pics or it didn't happen.
Or maybe it did.
JUST SHOW US SOME PICS!!!
The image is tattooed on my brain for all time. Sadly, I do not have the technology to reproduce it for you.
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