Sex Nazis

[xxlt]

I have had it with these people. They haven't taken over everywhere, but you will see their big signs in many neighborhoods. The signs include, "Slow Hump," "Speed Hump," "Caution Hump," and "Hump Ahead."

I am sick and tired of them trying to control my sex life and the sex lives of other God-fearing American citizens as well as the sex lives of the godless. I will hump where and when I want, at the speed I choose - fast or slow, and I will exercise caution at my own discretion and not at their whim. It is time we as a nation stand up to these bullies, these sex Nazis, and take back our bedrooms, our kitchen counter tops, our ottomans, our bathrooms (tubs, showers, and floors), the backseats of our cars, and any other places we choose to hump.

Wake up America! There's a war on humping! Join the struggle now! Let's take our humping back!

[oncemoreuntothejimbreech]

There's a Mel Brooks movie idea for ya.

[Rotobeast]

I was willing to tolerate it, until I seen the "Stop Ahead" signs.
Ruined muh day...

[Vas Deferens]

Thats why I've been writing in this guy on all my ballots

[fredtoast]

Don't forget that tomorrow is "Hump Day"

[Tiger Teeth]

I've gotten to the point of not even having sex. They put a sign on my street that says "NO OUTLET". I'm afraid I'll never get out of there.

[*wildcats forever*]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXzsdtaySY4

[Belsnickel]

I find it funny that this thread is created yesterday, and today there is an article on Die Welt that had a title starting off as "Sex und Nazis" today.

[xxlt]

(11-11-2015, 09:27 PM)Belsnickel Wrote: I find it funny that this thread is created yesterday, and today there is an article on Die Welt that had a title starting off as "Sex und Nazis" today.

It is a global problem. And, mine is a prophetic voice.

[XenoMorph]

(11-10-2015, 09:58 AM)xxlt Wrote: I have had it with these people. They haven't taken over everywhere, but you will see their big signs in many neighborhoods. The signs include, "Slow Hump," "Speed Hump," "Caution Hump," and "Hump Ahead."

I am sick and tired of them trying to control my sex life and the sex lives of other God-fearing American citizens as well as the sex lives of the godless. I will hump where and when I want, at the speed I choose - fast or slow, and I will exercise caution at my own discretion and not at their whim. It is time we as a nation stand up to these bullies, these sex Nazis, and take back our bedrooms, our kitchen counter tops, our ottomans, our bathrooms (tubs, showers, and floors), the backseats of our cars, and any other places we choose to hump.

Wake up America! There's a war on humping! Join the struggle now! Let's take our humping back!

also why to people put up signs telling everyone they have slow children that has to be horrible for the kids. and if they are that slow why do i have to watch out for them the parents should be able to keep up.

[jfkbengals]

(11-13-2015, 05:21 PM)XenoMorph Wrote:
also why to people put up signs telling everyone they have slow children  that has to be horrible for the kids.  and if they are that slow why do i have to watch out for them the parents should be able to keep up.

I've always wondered about that.  As I am not afraid of slow children, I've never felt the need to exhibit caution.


I must say though, I get all amped up when I see a reduced speed ahead sign.  Well, I guess I don't really get amped up until after I get the speed.  But I do love to save a buck or two!

[Tiger Teeth]

(11-13-2015, 05:21 PM)XenoMorph Wrote: also why to people put up signs telling everyone they have slow children  that has to be horrible for the kids.  and if they are that slow why do i have to watch out for them the parents should be able to keep up.

I always thought those signs were warning of the slow kids you always see in horror movies.

[magikod]

(11-10-2015, 01:35 PM)Vas Deferens Wrote: Thats why I've been writing in this guy on all my ballots

is that chris farley in ur avatar? if so hell yeah

[Rotobeast]

(11-15-2015, 04:48 AM)magikod Wrote: is that chris farley in ur avatar? if so hell yeah

I was thinking the same thing.

[fredtoast]