The NFL's most depressing teams ranked 1-32

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http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/08/ranking-the-nfls-most-depressing-franchises-1-32

Quote:3. CLEVELAND BROWNS

Cleveland is your garage band in high school, except instead of moving on and joining a fraternity in college, the Browns have stayed in high school for another 16 years and changed their drummer eight times. You’re never going to make it, Browns. It’s time to work at Guitar Center. – MF

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7. CINCINNATI BENGALS

Initially, I’d planned to just type Andy Dalton’s name until I’d filled three lines. Actually, that’s still a good idea. Andy Dalton Andy Dalton Andy Dalton Andy Dalton Andy Dalton Andy Dalton. – MF

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27. BALTIMORE RAVENS

Baltimoreans have two Super Bowl titles and are too drunk with power over those while bowing to that statue of Ray Lewis that they’re too happy, blind and dense to realize it’s all about to come apart. Ignorance truly is bliss. – CC

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29. PITTSBURGH STEELERS

James Harrison is the best player on your team. Congrats.

Some of the rest were funny.