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This Team Is Poised To Make A Deep Playoff Run
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After today's performance in London, its apparent that the Bengals are poised to finally make a deep playoff run! Think about it, we are 3-4-1 and the Steelers won't have Ben for one maybe two more games and by then this team will be in full stride. Lets not get doubtful about this team. Think of the powerful plus' this team has:

-Offensive Line- Yeah it was a tough going at first but with pro bowler like Cedric Ogbuehi leading this offensive line, we have a stout offensive line that will push our opposing defenses around like boogers on your upper lip!

-Special Teams- Mr "Cat Snatch Fever" himself is a kicking machine. When the game is in the clutch and it comes down to a winning kick who more to ask for than Mr Nugent!

-Defense- Oh the defense, the defense....this defense is stacked all around and is our biggest strength. Do you see how our D-Line pushes every offense around and stuffs the runs and never gives opposing QB time to breath never mind throw. The secondary....oh these guys know how to keep a QB low in passing yards with their smothering coverage....and the tackling...these guys never miss a tackle like Andre Smith missing a meal!

and best of all....

-Coaching-  What more can we say about the man himself? Right? The man, the legend Marvin Lewis. The only time Ive seen more adjustments throughout a game to keep the opposing team wondering was when I wore a pair of jeans three sizes to small! This guy reeks as a winner. Yeah so he's 0-7 in the payoffs, but hey guess what you doubters? He got us there. Yeah he did it with different players and coaches and still got us there 7 times. So what if we looked unprepared or came out flat...this isn't the 90's. He made us competitive again. He's the man responsible to put us in the position we are in today. This guy proves week after week he knows how to coach players, prepare them and send them into the trenches ready for victory.

-Ownership- Mr Mike Brown, yes he had some growing pains in the 90's but give him a break he's new at this role. But look at his actions now. He knows we have probably one of the best Head Coaches in NFL history and won't let him go under ANY circumstance. This spells a solid front office who refuses to shuffle changes in and out year after year. Its a marriage, you take the good times, you fight through the bad times, but you stay the course!

Give me a Who Dey everyone. We're going to see some special things from the Bengals for the rest of the season/post season!
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(10-30-2016, 04:01 PM)GodFather Wrote: After today's performance in London, its apparent that the Bengals are poised to finally make a deep playoff run! Think about it, we are 3-4-1 and the Steelers won't have Ben for one maybe two more games and by then this team will be in full stride. Lets not get doubtful about this team. Think of the powerful plus' this team has:

-Offensive Line- Yeah it was a tough going at first but with pro bowler like Cedric Ogbuehi leading this offensive line, we have a stout offensive line that will push our opposing defenses around like boogers on your upper lip!

-Special Teams- Mr "Cat Snatch Fever" himself is a kicking machine. When the game is in the clutch and it comes down to a winning kick who more to ask for than Mr Nugent!

-Defense- Oh the defense, the defense....this defense is stacked all around and is our biggest strength. Do you see how our D-Line pushes every offense around and stuffs the runs and never gives opposing QB time to breath never mind throw. The secondary....oh these guys know how to keep a QB low in passing yards with their smothering coverage....and the tackling...these guys never miss a tackle like Andre Smith missing a meal!

and best of all....

-Coaching-  What more can we say about the man himself? Right? The man, the legend Marvin Lewis. The only time Ive seen more adjustments throughout a game to keep the opposing team wondering was when I wore a pair of jeans three sizes to small! This guy reeks as a winner. Yeah so he's 0-7 in the payoffs, but hey guess what you doubters? He got us there. Yeah he did it with different players and coaches and still got us there 7 times. So what if we looked unprepared or came out flat...this isn't the 90's. He made us competitive again. He's the man responsible to put us in the position we are in today. This guy proves week after week he knows how to coach players, prepare them and send them into the trenches ready for victory.

-Ownership- Mr Mike Brown, yes he had some growing pains in the 90's but give him a break he's new at this role. But look at his actions now. He knows we have probably one of the best Head Coaches in NFL history and won't let him go under ANY circumstance. This spells a solid front office who refuses to shuffle changes in and out year after year. Its a marriage, you take the good times, you fight through the bad times, but you stay the course!

Give me a Who Dey everyone. We're going to see some special things from the Bengals for the rest of the season/post season!

Lol. Looks like the yearly post of the year.
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#3
I hate you so much

LOL
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#4
*Update*

Marvin Lewis blames todays performance on the British' rotten teeth!
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#5
0/10. Poor trolling.
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(10-30-2016, 04:01 PM)GodFather Wrote: After today's performance in London, its apparent that the Bengals are poised to finally make a deep playoff run! Think about it, we are 3-4-1 and the Steelers won't have Ben for one maybe two more games and by then this team will be in full stride. Lets not get doubtful about this team. Think of the powerful plus' this team has:

-Offensive Line- Yeah it was a tough going at first but with pro bowler like Cedric Ogbuehi leading this offensive line, we have a stout offensive line that will push our opposing defenses around like boogers on your upper lip!

-Special Teams- Mr "Cat Snatch Fever" himself is a kicking machine. When the game is in the clutch and it comes down to a winning kick who more to ask for than Mr Nugent!

-Defense- Oh the defense, the defense....this defense is stacked all around and is our biggest strength. Do you see how our D-Line pushes every offense around and stuffs the runs and never gives opposing QB time to breath never mind throw. The secondary....oh these guys know how to keep a QB low in passing yards with their smothering coverage....and the tackling...these guys never miss a tackle like Andre Smith missing a meal!

and best of all....

-Coaching-  What more can we say about the man himself? Right? The man, the legend Marvin Lewis. The only time Ive seen more adjustments throughout a game to keep the opposing team wondering was when I wore a pair of jeans three sizes to small! This guy reeks as a winner. Yeah so he's 0-7 in the payoffs, but hey guess what you doubters? He got us there. Yeah he did it with different players and coaches and still got us there 7 times. So what if we looked unprepared or came out flat...this isn't the 90's. He made us competitive again. He's the man responsible to put us in the position we are in today. This guy proves week after week he knows how to coach players, prepare them and send them into the trenches ready for victory.

-Ownership- Mr Mike Brown, yes he had some growing pains in the 90's but give him a break he's new at this role. But look at his actions now. He knows we have probably one of the best Head Coaches in NFL history and won't let him go under ANY circumstance. This spells a solid front office who refuses to shuffle changes in and out year after year. Its a marriage, you take the good times, you fight through the bad times, but you stay the course!

Give me a Who Dey everyone. We're going to see some special things from the Bengals for the rest of the season/post season!

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Is he serious right now?


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#8
Troll much ?
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#10
Facepalm
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(10-30-2016, 04:15 PM)bengal kitten uk Wrote: 0/10. Poor trolling.

Yes,  but how are your teeth?
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#12
(10-30-2016, 04:15 PM)bengal kitten uk Wrote: 0/10. Poor trolling.

I think Marvin hit a nerve here. Probably something a dentist would hit too if you visited once in awhile!
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#13
Marvin will get an extension and if Dalton and AJ don't tap dance with joy I will declare them cancerous divas!
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#14
The good news is nobody will break down my door in the middle of the night just because the team isn't perfect. But those Bengals secret police...I... I dunno .. Better have bribe money handy just in case.
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#15
Poised to make a deep playoff run? Maybe runs to the fridge, while watching the playoffs in the comfort of their living rooms.
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(10-30-2016, 06:11 PM)grampahol Wrote: The good news is nobody will break down my door in the middle of the night just because the team isn't perfect. But those Bengals secret police...I... I dunno .. Better have bribe money handy just in case.

Watch out for the ones with the painted faces and bodies!!
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(10-30-2016, 04:47 PM)Nately120 Wrote: Marvin will get an extension and if Dalton and AJ don't tap dance with joy I will declare them cancerous divas!

The papers are already being drawn up as we speak. Mike Brown's response for the season so far? "We're doing some good things"
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#18
Lol. You had me at first .not going to lie. Fire Marvin thnx
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(10-30-2016, 06:23 PM)GodFather Wrote: The papers are already being drawn up as we speak. Mike Brown's response for the season so far? "We're doing some good things"

You'd better love it, or I'll call you a bad leader and deny you entrance into the ring of honor we never will have.
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#20
Marv and his personal ball boy Denny approve this message.

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