06-29-2015, 09:19 PM
Jeb "I ain't my daddy or my brother" Bush vs Carly "I was a CEO, no really I was" Fiorina
Semi-serious. Vote for who you would think would be better, or who you think would win in a Thunderdome style fight.
Jeb:
6'3"
62 years old
Texas Native
Jeb on the Issues
Finisher: Panhandle Plunge
Special: Barbara runs down and scolds the opponent for hitting her son.
Fiorina:
5'8" ish
60 years old
Texas Native
Fiorina on the Issues
Finisher: Glass Ceiling Smash
Special: Hit opponent in the face with a H&P printer.
Semi-serious. Vote for who you would think would be better, or who you think would win in a Thunderdome style fight.
Jeb:
6'3"
62 years old
Texas Native
Jeb on the Issues
Finisher: Panhandle Plunge
Special: Barbara runs down and scolds the opponent for hitting her son.
Fiorina:
5'8" ish
60 years old
Texas Native
Fiorina on the Issues
Finisher: Glass Ceiling Smash
Special: Hit opponent in the face with a H&P printer.