Troubled Mock

[BobJones4980]

I usually do one of these every year, all the talk about Mixon reminded me I needed to do one this year so put this together. To be eligible for the draft the player needs to have been Arrested, Cited, Suspended, or Dismissed.



1. Hassan Reddick LB Temple - 65 Tackles - 22.5 TFL - 9.5 Sacks - 1 INT - 3 FF - Aggravated assault.



2. Joe Mixon RB Oklahoma - 1274 Yards - 10 TD - 538 Rec Yards - 4 TD - Arrested for assault. 




3. Jourdan Lewis CB Michigan - 27 Tackles - 2 INT - Domestic Violence.



4. Bucky Hodges TE VT - 691 Rec Yards - 7 TD - Public Intoxication.



4. Jessamen Dunker OG Tennessee State - This dude is a monster, he should be in prison right now instead of playing football. What did he do you ask? Grand Theft Auto, what did he take? Some sweet sports car? A luxury SUV? No this monster stole a scooter : "He was observed by one of our police officers riding on a scooter that did not have a tag attached to the scooter" "Traffic stop was initiated, and during that stop it was determined that he was driving on a license that had been suspended. He was aware of that. The scooter, in fact, was stolen." Just a sickening crime.



5. Davon Godchaux DT LSU - 62 Tackles - 8.5 TFL - 6.5 Sacks Domestic abuse battery / Child endangerment.



5. Dede Westbrook WR Oklahoma - 1524 Rec Yards - 17 TD -  Accused of throwing the mother of his two children to the ground, biting the same womans arm and punching her with a closed fist. Everybody always pointing out how bad Mixon is but this dude is doing this shit to the mother of his children.



6. Josh Harvey-Clemons S Louisville - 60 Tackles -  Supsended for marijuana related incident, eventually dismissed because of NCAA rules violation. 



6. Jalen Reeves-Maybin LB Tennessee - 2015 stats - 105 Tackles - 14 TFL - 6 Sacks -  Cited for providing booze and weed to underage party guest.



7. Ishmael Zamora WR Baylor - 809 Rec Yards - 8 TD - Suspended after whipping and kicking his dog.



7. Al-Quadin Muhammad DE Miami - 2015 Season Stats - 54 Tackles - 8.5 TFL  - 5 Sacks - Suspended entire 2014 season after confrontation with a roommate that left the roommate with a broken nose. Dismissed in 2016 after NCAA rules violation. 

[BURROWorBUST]

Looks like a tame version of the 1972 Raiders roster

[rezolve11]

Love the blurb on Dunker.