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Tyler's Touchdown Crunch!
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Quote:Cincinnati Bengals tight end Tyler Eifert will introduce "Tyler's Touchdown Crunch" next Tuesday at a media-only event at the Oakley Kroger Marketplace.

“Tyler’s Touchdown Crunch” - a frosted corn flakes cereal - comes packaged in a 14 oz. Limited Edition Collector’s Box and is only available at participating Cincinnati-area Kroger stores or at http://www.plbsports.com, according to a release from PLB Sports.

Eifert was ruled out for the Bengals' Week 2 showdown with the Steelers in Pittsburgh, but Paul Dehner Jr. reported via Twitter on Thursday morning that he's continuing to work out on the side at practice.

http://www.cincinnati.com/story/sports/nfl/bengals/2016/09/15/tyler-eiferts-cereal-hit-kroger-shelves/90413660/


I'm guessing the crunch is the sound his ankle made when he scored hisTD in the Pro-bowl. Ninja


I think I would've went with Eifert-Os
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Don't drop the box, or your cereal will just be a bunch of dust.
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(09-16-2016, 10:27 AM)CageTheBengal Wrote: http://www.cincinnati.com/story/sports/nfl/bengals/2016/09/15/tyler-eiferts-cereal-hit-kroger-shelves/90413660/


I'm guessing the crunch is the sound his ankle made when he scored hisTD in the Pro-bowl. Ninja


I think I would've went with Eifert-Os

He didn't even catch the ball in the pro bowl on that play. Sad
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(09-16-2016, 10:27 AM)CageTheBengal Wrote: http://www.cincinnati.com/story/sports/nfl/bengals/2016/09/15/tyler-eiferts-cereal-hit-kroger-shelves/90413660/


I'm guessing the crunch is the sound his ankle made when he scored hisTD in the Pro-bowl. Ninja


I think I would've went with Eifert-Os

too close to Bootie-O's
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Rule #1 in celebrity cereal marketing: make sure the box doesn't list the number for a phone sex service.

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Would rather see him return to line up than launch a cereal.

But kudos to him and hope it makes him big bucks.
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Start you day with Eifert's Frosted IR Crunch with toast smothered in Kroft's Knee Jam! Only available for a limited time because they're both going to totally not be injured aaaaaaany day now. Trust me.
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I will publicly eat a whole box of this Man vs Food style in one sitting if we win the Super Bowl. with milk. You all are invited
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I just want the box. Who wants the cereal, we'll split the cost!

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(09-16-2016, 10:27 AM)CageTheBengal Wrote: http://www.cincinnati.com/story/sports/nfl/bengals/2016/09/15/tyler-eiferts-cereal-hit-kroger-shelves/90413660/


I'm guessing the crunch is the sound his ankle made when he scored hisTD in the Pro-bowl. Ninja


I think I would've went with Eifert-Os

How about, "Cream of Tyler?"

Or is that what you are supposed to pour over your TT Crunch?
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I hope it is full of something that makes him less injury prone...
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All i know is i like hearing he put on 15 pounds of muscle. Does that mean he willl have less injuries? He. Sure will be even harder to stop.
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