...again, Neb for President

[Nebuchadnezzar]

All you have to do is write in "Nebuchadnezzar from thebengalsboard.com" and vote for me.

Could I be worse than who's running?

[*michaelsean*]

First we'd have to teach that Neb feller how write-ins work.

[fredtoast]

Sorry. Can't be a King and a President at the same time.

[Nebuchadnezzar]

I'll be King forever, that goes without saying of course but I'll only be president for a year or two since I'll be impeached for not doing anything...except for throw massive parties for other world leaders.

Check it out, I'll get that guy from North Korea in the same room with the guy from South Korea and put boxing gloves on them. The first guy who's knocked out or gives up will be the loser and they lose their half of Korea. I'll give them a few months to train of course, I want it to be fair.

See, I'm already building bridges and mending fences.