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Time to revisit this topic as some choices Im sure have changed.
Top five celebrities that you get a hall pass for and cannot get in trouble with the wife/gf/bf/significant other.
1. Pippa Middleton
1b. Kate Middleton
2. Nicki Whelan
3. Diane Kruger
4. Emmy Rossum
5. Alyssa Milano
edit: How do I add Reece Witherspoon, Alexa Bliss, Joanna Gaines, Sasha Grey, and Emma Watson. Ok, so this is my 2nd Top 5.
Double Edit: Kathy Ireland (80's). Mic drop, that my boys is what you call a walk off home run.
For the more morbid of you out there.
Top Five dead Celebrities
1. Grace Kelly
2. Audrey Hepburn
3. Bonnie Parker
4. Lisa 'Left Eye' Lopez
5. Marilyn Monroe
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Geez, this makes me feel like a blind dog in a meat shop.....so many from which to choose to narrow down to only five. I could do this over and over, and not repeat a single name. Here's how I feel about it today:
Lea Seydoux
Marion Cotillard
Melanie Laurent
Olivia Wilde
Leighton Meester
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1.Scarlett Johhanson
2.Callie Thorne
3.Hannah Simone
4.Rashida Jones
5.Marie Osmond
Next on list Katy Perry
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I need to update my list because most of them are getting old. LOL
1. Jessica Alba
2. Catherine Zeta Jones
3. Mila Kunis
4. Ashley Judd
5. Natalie Portman
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emma Watson
winona ryder
Kate Beckinsale
Velvet Sky (Jamie Lynn Szantyr )
*sigourney weaver (shes always on my list) no matter how old she is
Angelia Jolie is first alt.
**Was hard not to find a spot for Milla Jovovich
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1. Alyssa Milano
2. Ariana Grande
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Suzanne Somers (back in her 20's)
5. Olivia Munn
EDIT: I forgot about Jessica Alba, I reserve the right to "insert" her into the #4 spot.
EDIT: I also forgot Jessica Biel. I think there may be some more EDITS to come. This thread has had my wheels spinning.
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1. Alexandra Daddario
2. Kate Upton
3. Jessica Alba (top milf)
4. Scarlett Johansson
5. Margot Robbie
reserves: Emma Watson, Charlize Theron, Halle Berry (50 but still hot)
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Funny, when you grow older, this list just explodes. They ALL start looking good!
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Bea Arthur......
mic drop.
 
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(04-06-2017, 11:26 AM)WychesWarrior Wrote: Bea Arthur......
mic drop.
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(04-05-2017, 12:52 PM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: 1. Alyssa Milano
2. Ariana Grande
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Suzanne Somers (back in her 20's)
5. Olivia Munn
EDIT: I forgot about Jessica Alba, I reserve the right to "insert" her into the #4 spot.
EDIT: I also forgot Jessica Biel. I think there may be some more EDITS to come. This thread has had my wheels spinning.
Oh we can time warp them?
ill take Christina applegate later bundy years lol
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(04-06-2017, 12:55 PM)BengalHawk62 Wrote: I was always more of the Blanche type of guy. She may or may not have given me my first woody.
Did you know that Betty White used to be a pin up girl. That ain't no shittin', look it up! 
Yeah man....Betty was a looker back in her day.
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(04-06-2017, 11:26 AM)Wyche Wrote: Bea Arthur......
mic drop.
what about Shirley jones? I hear she's easy
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1. Mila Kunis
2. Eliza Dushku
3. Megan Fox
4. Emma Stone
5. Jessica Alba
Now if you get to pick a granny for number 6....Heather Locklear is still fine at 55.
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Not necessarily in order here:
Kate Beckinsale
Rebeca Romaijn
Elizabeth Hurley
Megan Fox
Alissa Milano
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5) Emma Stone
4) Mila Kunis
3) Jennifer Aniston circa 1994
2) Emma Watson
1) Kaley Cuoco circa 2007, although it would probably kill me :)
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1. Anne Bancroft in The Graduate.
2. Anne Bancroft in The Graduate.
3. Anne Bancroft in The Graduate.
4. Anne Bancroft in The Graduate.
5. Anne Bancroft in The Graduate.
Considering she's dead, I thin my wife is on pretty steady ground.
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Ok, so, let's get real....
Salma Hayek
Jennifer Anniston
Kaley Cuoco
Liv Tyler back in the day (still looks nice)
Rebecca Romijn
Honorable mentions to Jenny McCarthy, Alicia Silverstone back in the day, Christina Applegate, Megan Fox, Jessica Alba, and Bridgett Bardot.
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