07-31-2018, 12:42 PM
The Eifert Towler
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You know what they call Tyler Eifert's towel boy?
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You know what they call Tyler Eifert's towel boy?
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07-31-2018, 12:56 PM
07-31-2018, 01:27 PM
(07-31-2018, 12:42 PM)fredtoast Wrote: The Eifert Towler You know where the Wide Receivers like to eat? At Ross's Steak House. 
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07-31-2018, 01:43 PM
Psssst..Fred.. Keep your day job because stand up comedy isn't in your future .. Yeah I know. I know almost nothing about stand up comedy, but I do know that joke wasn't particularly funny.
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"
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07-31-2018, 01:49 PM
(07-31-2018, 12:42 PM)fredtoast Wrote: The Eifert Towler I imagine you laughed for 15 minutes until you had tears in your eyes before posting this and thought it was going to be huge? Happens to me all the time. Welcome to the lame club brother Fred. I will buy you 1/2 a beer sometime. 
07-31-2018, 01:57 PM
07-31-2018, 02:10 PM
What do you call a skydiving lawyer? Skeet
I have the Heart of a Lion! I also have a massive fine and a lifetime ban from the Pittsburgh Zoo...
07-31-2018, 05:35 PM
I was wrong in my other thread....this thread is the death of comedy
07-31-2018, 07:19 PM
"The measure of a man's intelligence can be seen in the length of his argument."
07-31-2018, 07:20 PM
What the hell is wrong with you people?
That was funny. 
"The measure of a man's intelligence can be seen in the length of his argument."
07-31-2018, 07:26 PM
I was kind of amused by it in a way that one might be amused by a bath tub fart, or a cursing baby, or old men who say inappropriate things to young women that would get me booted in the nads, but when they do it it’s somehow “cute”.
 
07-31-2018, 10:01 PM
I actually laughed out loud and i'm typically not the type to laugh at everything.
07-31-2018, 10:09 PM
That was actually quite humorous, I got a chuckle out of it.
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07-31-2018, 10:09 PM
That was actually quite humorous, I got a chuckle out of it.
Volson is meh, but I like him, and he has far exceeded my expectations -Frank Booth 1/9/23 
07-31-2018, 10:23 PM
I thought it was going to be the nurse on duty or something
07-31-2018, 10:56 PM
What's REALLY funny is that some of you actually think it's funny .. Kind of a silver lining .
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
08-01-2018, 01:57 AM
(07-31-2018, 10:56 PM)grampahol Wrote: What's REALLY funny is that some of you actually think it's funny .. Kind of a silver lining . Well, you know how it is. Some people are funny and some people just try really hard. "The measure of a man's intelligence can be seen in the length of his argument."
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