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(05-13-2015, 10:22 AM)Interceptor Wrote: [Image: YznR2be.gif]

Baby girl's used to that.
“We're 2-7!  What the **** difference does it make?!” - Bruce Coslet
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#22
Glad to see this thread survive, was always the best!
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#23
I was in a public restroom today when I saw a guy washing his hands. I noticed he had a ring tattooed on six of his fingers.

"Steelers fan?" I asked.

He held up his hands and waved his six tattooed fingers. "guess these give it away," he said.

"no it was that you're washing your hands in the urinal," I answered.
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#24
Lady: Do you drink?
Man: Yes
Lady: How much a day?
Man: 3 x 6 packs
Lady: How much per 6 pack
Man: about $10.00
Lady: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: 15 years
Lady: So 1 x 6 pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your
spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past
15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have been put
in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound
interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink?
Lady: No
Man: Where's your Ferrari then?
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So these two guys are taking a business trip to Pittsburg. Of course the girl working the ticket counter is this gorgeous blond with huge tits.

1st guy: "One ticket to Pittsburg please." Blonde hands him his ticket and he goes and sits down.

2nd guy: Noticing this gorgeous blonde with huge tits gets a little flustered and says "one picket to titsburg please, I mean...errr..." The blonde blushes and hands the man his ticket, both obviously embarrassed.

2nd guy: Sits down clearly flustered

1st guy: "everything ok?"

2nd guy: "Dude I'm so embarrassed, I just had the worst Freudian slip ever."

1st guy: " what do ya mean?"

2nd guy: "well I meant to ask the girl for a ticket to Pittsburg, but what came out was 'picket to titsburg', so embarrassed"

1st guy: Cracking up says "I know exactly what you mean man, this morning at breakfast I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt, but what came out was 'you fat ugly ***** you ruined my life.' Big Grin
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#29
Thumbs Up 

I am a happy dude.

Best thread ever continues... Rock On
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#31
Not sure why my pictures aren't posting here.
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(05-24-2015, 04:25 PM)Bengalzona Wrote: Not sure why my pictures aren't posting here.

I was wandering the same thing.
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#33
(05-24-2015, 04:25 PM)Bengalzona Wrote: Not sure why my pictures aren't posting here.

You're using the image tags [img][/img] and the link address?





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