Biden Breaks Foot Playing With His Dog!

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RE: Biden Breaks Foot Playing With His Dog! - Benton - 12-01-2020

(12-01-2020, 11:12 AM)BFritz21 Wrote: How do you figure?

What is he going to do that's better than what Trump had going pre-pandemic? How's he going to do it?

This may be a blessing. Broken foot, Biden won't be able to golf, which seems to occupy a lot of trump's time. Less time at the course, more time in the office.

(12-01-2020, 12:58 PM)Nately120 Wrote: No, Biden broke his foot and suddenly 80 million voters are wishing they had a do-over so they could vote for Trump and his two, unbroken feet.

But the bone spurs!

RE: Biden Breaks Foot Playing With His Dog! - Big Boss - 12-01-2020

Remember Trump's Vietnam draft deferments due to bone spurs?
Remember Trump's morbid obesity?
Remember Trump's sudden and yet-to-be-explained visit to Walter Reed last November?
Remember Trump's bout with COVID-19?

RE: Biden Breaks Foot Playing With His Dog! - Nately120 - 12-01-2020

(12-01-2020, 01:39 PM)Big Boss Wrote: Remember Trump's Vietnam draft deferments due to bone spurs?
Remember Trump's morbid obesity?
Remember Trump's sudden and yet-to-be-explained visit to Walter Reed last November?
Remember Trump's bout with COVID-19?

RE: Biden Breaks Foot Playing With His Dog! - BmorePat87 - 12-01-2020

I'm a healthy 33 year old and I got a fracture on my pinky finger from getting it twisted in a large plastic hanger when I tried to lift and remove all of the coats in my closet at one time.

It happens.

RE: Biden Breaks Foot Playing With His Dog! - fredtoast - 12-01-2020

I am 20 years younger than Biden but I still pulled a hamstring just trying to have sex with a copy machine.

But I could still run this country 10 times better than Trump.

RE: Biden Breaks Foot Playing With His Dog! - NATI BENGALS - 12-01-2020

(12-01-2020, 06:20 PM)fredtoast Wrote: I am 20 years younger than Biden but I pulled a hamstring trying to have sex with a copy machine.

But I could still run this country 10 times better than Trump.

You have to take the toner cartridge out

RE: Biden Breaks Foot Playing With His Dog! - fredtoast - 12-01-2020

(12-01-2020, 06:52 PM)NATI BENGALS Wrote: You have to take the toner cartridge out

I realize it is easier on the hamstrings, but to me it is no fun without the toner cartridge up my butt.

RE: Biden Breaks Foot Playing With His Dog! - Griever - 12-01-2020

(12-01-2020, 04:58 PM)BmorePat87 Wrote: I'm a healthy 33 year old and I got a fracture on my pinky finger from getting it twisted in a large plastic hanger when I tried to lift and remove all of the coats in my closet at one time.

It happens.

sounds like you're just a weenie, not a manly man like trump

Tongue

RE: Biden Breaks Foot Playing With His Dog! - BmorePat87 - 12-02-2020

(12-01-2020, 11:46 PM)Griever Wrote: sounds like you're just a weenie, not a manly man like trump

I believe the word is "soy boy"

RE: Biden Breaks Foot Playing With His Dog! - Nately120 - 12-02-2020

(12-02-2020, 10:20 AM)BmorePat87 Wrote: I believe the word is "soy boy"

Soy boy is an amusing insult. You consume legumes that I declare to be less manly than other legumes!

RE: Biden Breaks Foot Playing With His Dog! - CJD - 12-02-2020

He's 78. Of course he's frail haha.

RE: Biden Breaks Foot Playing With His Dog! - Nately120 - 12-02-2020

Trump already casually mentioned that Biden is going to get shot soon anyways. Does this matter?

RE: Biden Breaks Foot Playing With His Dog! - BFritz21 - 12-02-2020

(12-01-2020, 01:19 PM)Benton Wrote: This may be a blessing. Broken foot, Biden won't be able to golf, which seems to occupy a lot of trump's time. Less time at the course, more time in the office.

But the bone spurs!

It might be a blessing because Biden won't be able to walk down the stairs to the White House basement and stay secluded from the world forever.

RE: Biden Breaks Foot Playing With His Dog! - Benton - 12-02-2020

(12-02-2020, 05:12 PM)BFritz21 Wrote: It might be a blessing because Biden won't be able to walk down the stairs to the White House basement and stay secluded from the world forever.

Gonna be torture. Most guys I know in their 70s either spend all their time in their basement or their garage. And Biden doesn't seem like the type to tinker with an old El Camino.

RE: Biden Breaks Foot Playing With His Dog! - fredtoast - 12-02-2020

(12-02-2020, 05:12 PM)BFritz21 Wrote: It might be a blessing because Biden won't be able to walk down the stairs to the White House basement and stay secluded from the world forever.

Based on the way he way he ***** slapped Trump in the election from his basement he should have no problem carrying on Presidential business.

And the White House has an elevator.

RE: Biden Breaks Foot Playing With His Dog! - fredtoast - 12-02-2020

(12-02-2020, 05:32 PM)Benton Wrote: And Biden doesn't seem like the type to tinker with an old El Camino.

"It's a Gran Torino, asshole!"

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RE: Biden Breaks Foot Playing With His Dog! - Nately120 - 12-02-2020

(12-02-2020, 05:12 PM)BFritz21 Wrote: It might be a blessing because Biden won't be able to walk down the stairs to the White House basement and stay secluded from the world forever.

Secluded from the world? Even China? No way.

RE: Biden Breaks Foot Playing With His Dog! - BrownAssClown - 12-02-2020

(12-02-2020, 05:56 PM)fredtoast Wrote: "It's a Gran Torino, asshole!"

The president elect actually owns a '67 Corvette.

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RE: Biden Breaks Foot Playing With His Dog! - BigPapaKain - 12-03-2020

I've been in a car crash and I'm not crippled. But I have thrown my back out changing a radio station in a car.

Shit just happens.

RE: Biden Breaks Foot Playing With His Dog! - fredtoast - 12-03-2020

(12-02-2020, 07:03 PM)BrownAssClown Wrote: The president elect actually owns a '67 Corvette.

GREEN FOR THE MONEY!

Anyone who doesn't like those C2 Vettes ('63-'67) has a problem.

Not saying there are not a lot of other great looking cars out there, but those are sweet as hell.