(03-21-2023, 12:10 PM)PhilHos Wrote:
I say this everyday when I leave work.

(03-21-2023, 12:12 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: You might have better luck if you got there before i did. 

(03-21-2023, 12:12 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: You might have better luck if you got there before i did. 

(03-21-2023, 12:14 PM)CarolinaBengalFanGuy Wrote: Is that what she ate? ?

• Philhos: Wife, am I right in thinking there's nobody else in this house?

• Wife: Um... no.

• Philhos: Then there is someone else in this house?

• Wife: Sorry, I said "no" meaning "yes."

• Philhos: "No" meaning "yes?" Look, I want a straight answer, is there someone else, or isn't there, yes, or no?

• Wife: No.

• Philhos: No there is, or no there isn't?

• Wife: Yes.

• CarolinaBengalFanguy: [shatters glass]  PLEASE!

(03-21-2023, 12:24 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote:

• Philhos: Wife, am I right in thinking there's nobody else in this house?

• Wife: Um... no.

• Philhos: Then there is someone else in this house?

• Wife: Sorry, I said "no" meaning "yes."

• Philhos: "No" meaning "yes?" Look, I want a straight answer, is there someone else, or isn't there, yes, or no?

• Wife: No.

• Philhos: No there is, or no there isn't?

• Wife: Yes.

• CarolinaBengalFanguy: [shatters glass]  PLEASE!

(03-21-2023, 12:24 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote:

• Philhos: Wife, am I right in thinking there's nobody else in this house?

• Wife: Um... no.

• Philhos: Then there is someone else in this house?

• Wife: Sorry, I said "no" meaning "yes."

• Philhos: "No" meaning "yes?" Look, I want a straight answer, is there someone else, or isn't there, yes, or no?

• Wife: No.

• Philhos: No there is, or no there isn't?

• Wife: Yes.

• CarolinaBengalFanguy: [shatters glass]  PLEASE!

(03-21-2023, 12:34 PM)CarolinaBengalFanGuy Wrote: Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other board members?

(03-21-2023, 12:34 PM)CarolinaBengalFanGuy Wrote: Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other board members?

(03-21-2023, 12:44 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: rfaulk34 : No, it's not true.
CarolinaBengalFanGuy : Ah ha! So it is true!
CarolinaBengalFanGuy : A double negative!
Philhos : A double negative?
[whispering] 
Philhos : You mean you have photographs?

(03-21-2023, 05:40 PM)George Cantstandya Wrote: This thread took a weird turn. Well it started out weird. Then some strange posts about, well hell I don't even know what the OP is on about, to turning into some 1998 AOL role playing chat room.

(03-21-2023, 07:36 PM)Vas Deferens Wrote: Dude you gotta install the chatgpt plugin for that horseshit bbforum app you’ve never downloaded.  Life changer.

(03-21-2023, 12:34 PM)PhilHos Wrote: PhilHos holding rfaulk at gunpoint:

rfaulk: The game's up, PhilHos. There are no more bullets left in that gun.


PhilHos: Oh come on, you don't think I'm gonna fall for that old trick?


rfaulk: It's not a trick. There was one shot at CarolinaBengalFanguy in the Study; two for the chandelier; two at the Lounge door and one for the singing telegram.


PhilHos: That's not six.


rfaulk: One plus two plus two plus one.


PhilHos: Uh-uh, there was only one shot that got the chandelier. That's one plus two plus ONE plus one.


rfaulk: Even if you were right, that would be one plus one plus two plus one, not one plus TWO plus one plus one.


PhilHos: Okay, fine. One plus two plus one... SHUT UP! The point is, there is one bullet left in this gun and guess who's gonna get it?

(03-22-2023, 01:22 AM)SladeX Wrote: Excuse me, I was looking for an argument?