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RE: Oregon Terrorists really mad that people keep sending them dildos - Benton - 01-14-2016
(01-13-2016, 02:03 PM)bfine32 Wrote: I think the question that begs to be answered is how/why are these guys getting mail.
I know that I am considered to have "excused" their activities because I'm not ready to label them as terrorists, but they are there illegally; who is authorizing mail/ resupply drops?
Joey Porter. He shows up all sorts of places he isn't supposed to be.
RE: Oregon Terrorists really mad that people keep sending them dildos - Johnny Cupcakes - 01-14-2016
People should send them poop.
http://www.poopsenders.com
RE: Oregon Terrorists really mad that people keep sending them dildos - Belsnickel - 01-14-2016
(01-14-2016, 03:39 PM)Johnny Cupcakes Wrote: People should send them poop.
http://www.poopsenders.com
Holy crap, glitter grenades! http://theglittergrenade.com/
RE: Oregon Terrorists really mad that people keep sending them dildos - Bengalzona - 01-14-2016
(01-14-2016, 12:04 PM)fredtoast Wrote: It wasn't that funny until they posted a video crying about it.
First rule I learned in school about people making fun of you. If you just ignore it people will stop. If you show that it gets to you then it will just get worse.
The fact that these guys are so upset over getting dildos is hilarious.
That was my point. In fact, I think they like receiving the dildos despite their protestations.
The real problem here might be that people are sending them cheap, petite-sized dildos. These are grown men (physically at least). They're gonna need something larger to truly hit the spot. And maybe a little massage action to get in there and rub the prostate in the right way.
C'mon people. Don't be so dam cheap! Especially you, Vlad. I know you probably have some real nice models right there in your closet. Share the joy, bro. Share the joy!
RE: Oregon Terrorists really mad that people keep sending them dildos - Bengalzona - 01-14-2016
Of course, they wouldn't need the dildos if they didn't have such tiny manhoods to begin with.
RE: Oregon Terrorists really mad that people keep sending them dildos - fredtoast - 01-14-2016
Dildos, dildos everywhere, and not a drop of Lube.
That is why they are so upset.
RE: Oregon Terrorists really mad that people keep sending them dildos - Vas Deferens - 01-14-2016
(01-14-2016, 05:08 PM)fredtoast Wrote: Dildos, dildos everywhere, and not a drop of Lube.
That is why they are so upset.
SOLOVED:
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Max Temkin@MaxTemkin
I sent a 55-gallon drum of personal lubricant to the Oregon Militia
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Hopefully StVlady will tell me if this is funny soon.
RE: Oregon Terrorists really mad that people keep sending them dildos - GMDino - 01-14-2016
(01-14-2016, 05:08 PM)fredtoast Wrote: Dildos, dildos everywhere, and not a drop of Lube.
That is why they are so upset.
Head this on the radio this morning:
https://twitter.com/MaxTemkin/status/687445755309641728
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RE: Oregon Terrorists really mad that people keep sending them dildos - Au165 - 01-14-2016
(01-14-2016, 05:28 PM)GMDino Wrote: Head this on the radio this morning:
https://twitter.com/MaxTemkin/status/687445755309641728
That looks fake......How would shipping only be 17.99.
RE: Oregon Terrorists really mad that people keep sending them dildos - Vas Deferens - 01-14-2016
(01-14-2016, 05:33 PM)Au165 Wrote: That looks fake......How would shipping only be 17.99.
Came up as FREE SHIPPING for me. Must have expedited it. Their asses do seem like they're getting chafed.
RE: Oregon Terrorists really mad that people keep sending them dildos - Belsnickel - 01-14-2016
(01-14-2016, 05:33 PM)Au165 Wrote: That looks fake......How would shipping only be 17.99.
Amazon Prime, mother *****!
RE: Oregon Terrorists really mad that people keep sending them dildos - fredtoast - 01-14-2016
Okay, who the hell buys lube in 55 gallon drums?
RE: Oregon Terrorists really mad that people keep sending them dildos - GMDino - 01-14-2016
(01-14-2016, 06:14 PM)fredtoast Wrote: Okay, who the hell buys lube in 55 gallon drums?
Someone is or they wouldn't offer it...would they?
RE: Oregon Terrorists really mad that people keep sending them dildos - Nately120 - 01-14-2016
(01-14-2016, 02:30 AM)Vlad Wrote: I'm not at all surprised that you would think that way.
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of the dildo I have running. Don't worry, I'll save you some of the battery life this time!
RE: Oregon Terrorists really mad that people keep sending them dildos - StLucieBengal - 01-14-2016
(01-14-2016, 06:33 PM)Nately120 Wrote: I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of the dildo I have running. Don't worry, I'll save you some of the battery life this time!
They are sending battery operated?
I assumed it was all that gel like stuff. Like on the car in Idiocracy.
RE: Oregon Terrorists really mad that people keep sending them dildos - RoyleRedlegs - 01-14-2016
(01-14-2016, 06:26 PM)GMDino Wrote: Someone is or they wouldn't offer it...would they?
Probably popular in the gangbang porn industry
RE: Oregon Terrorists really mad that people keep sending them dildos - jfkbengals - 01-14-2016
Did you send them the proper pump for the drum?
If they can't get the stuff out, their gonna be PISSED!
RE: Oregon Terrorists really mad that people keep sending them dildos - CageTheBengal - 01-14-2016
I laughed my ass off when I heard about it. Then I chuckled about it out loud twice today just thinking about it. The fact that they went on Facebook to complain about the dildos just made it all the funnier.
They were expecting French Vanilla Creamer, Rugs for all door sizes and clean sheets (Only the essentials.) and instead got a box full of dildos.
...and to be fair we don't know those were new dildos people wasted money on. Maybe they were old ones that needed to be replaced.
RE: Oregon Terrorists really mad that people keep sending them dildos - Benton - 01-14-2016
(01-14-2016, 06:14 PM)fredtoast Wrote: Okay, who the hell buys lube in 55 gallon drums?hookers, porn stars, doctor's offices, swinger communities, swingers, that guy who has to stick his hand up cow butts and dig out impactions, lawyers, politicians.
RE: Oregon Terrorists really mad that people keep sending them dildos - Rotobeast - 01-14-2016
(01-14-2016, 09:56 PM)Benton Wrote: hookers, porn stars, doctor's offices, swinger communities, swingers, that guy who has to stick his hand up cow butts and dig out impactions, lawyers, politicians.
Don't forget Midget Bowling !
