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RE: Issue with My Neighbor (Would Like Your Opinion) - BengalsRocker - 02-25-2016
Answer the door wearing a zipper mask next time.
That is all.
If you'd like you can be holding a picture of Fred and say "how else am I gonna masturbate to... this?!?".
RE: Issue with My Neighbor (Would Like Your Opinion) - BengalsRocker - 02-25-2016
You could just snap your fingers and demand smokes.
Follow that up with a clever knock knock joke.
If that doesn't work.
Just ask him if he knows a Jim.
Make some common ground.