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Death By Wedgie - Johnny Cupcakes - 07-19-2015
No, this isn't the name of the newest big metal band. Some guy really killed his stepdad by giving him an atomic wedgie. He has been convicted of manslaughter and sentenced to 30 years in prison.
http://local12.com/m/news/features/top-stories/stories/Man-who-killed-stepdad-with-quot-atomic-wedgie-quot-gets-30-years-in-prison-168969.shtml#.Vaviy1L3anM
RE: Death By Wedgie - Se ky bengal - 07-19-2015
Wtf not something you hear a lot about . lmao the jokes from this practically write them selves.
RE: Death By Wedgie - Bmoreblitz - 07-20-2015
How long will America allow these underwear tragedies to continue?!! Call your congressman... err, "congressperson", and DEMAND the passage of new Underwear Control Laws NOW!!
RE: Death By Wedgie - BmorePat87 - 07-20-2015
I heard about this on the radio and they said it was determined that the dad would have died even without the wedgie. The son and him got into a fight and the son knocked him out.
RE: Death By Wedgie - Beaker - 07-20-2015
Tear away waistbands would solve the wedgie dilemma for nerds everywhere.
RE: Death By Wedgie - Nately120 - 07-20-2015
(07-20-2015, 11:01 AM)Beaker Wrote: Tear away waistbands would solve the wedgie dilemma for nerds everywhere.
Yea but then wedgies turn into tearing someone's underwear apart and off withiout his permission. That sounds like sexual assault, or something.
RE: Death By Wedgie - XenoMorph - 07-20-2015
(07-19-2015, 04:06 PM)Se ky bengal Wrote: Wtf not something you hear a lot about . lmao the jokes from this practically write them selves.
This should help with the jokes
http://www.tombstonebuilder.com/index.php
RE: Death By Wedgie - XenoMorph - 07-20-2015
(07-20-2015, 06:36 AM)Bmoreblitz Wrote: How long will America allow these underwear tragedies to continue?!! Call your congressman... err, "congressperson", and DEMAND the passage of new Underwear Control Laws NOW!!
of all the advances in science.. Wedgie proof underwear is way past due.