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Hard to argue God is on your side when... - TheLeonardLeap - 04-25-2017
...you get killed by a pack of boars trampling your ambush point.
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/wild-boars-overrun-islamic-state-position-kill-3-militants/ar-BBAmjUs?OCID=ansmsnnews11
Can't even make that stuff up.
RE: Hard to argue God is on your side when... - Millhouse - 04-25-2017
God finally got boared with them. Get it, boared (bored)?
RE: Hard to argue God is on your side when... - jason - 04-25-2017
Is this the plan the generals took 30 days to concoct? If so, I'd like to commend them for thinking outside the box.
RE: Hard to argue God is on your side when... - fredtoast - 04-26-2017
Ha Ha. Muslims extremist killed by pork.
RE: Hard to argue God is on your side when... - GMDino - 04-26-2017
(04-25-2017, 10:43 PM)jason Wrote: Is this the plan the generals took 30 days to concoct? If so, I'd like to commend them for thinking outside the box.
Then Trump sells them as "Trump Wild Boar Steaks".
Win win.
RE: Hard to argue God is on your side when... - TheLeonardLeap - 04-26-2017
(04-25-2017, 10:43 PM)jason Wrote: Is this the plan the generals took 30 days to concoct? If so, I'd like to commend them for thinking outside the box.
MOAB:
Mother Of All Boars
RE: Hard to argue God is on your side when... - Westwood Bengal - 04-26-2017
(04-26-2017, 09:09 AM)fredtoast Wrote: Ha Ha. Muslims extremist killed by pork.
I wonder if this is viewed as a better or worse death than if they were killed by the all female platoon of fighters.
RE: Hard to argue God is on your side when... - Nebuchadnezzar - 04-27-2017
I know wild boar are vicious, big, fast and taste like beef but all I'm picturing in my head right now are a herd of pot bellied pigs running around and jumping on everyone they see. It's rather comical.
RE: Hard to argue God is on your side when... - RICHMONDBENGAL_07 - 04-27-2017
I saw this today, and was cracking up. I mean seriously how much more of a un-glorious way to die if your an ISIS member?