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Why your team sucks: Bengals - BritishBengal - 08-24-2015

A funny read, especially the responses from Bengal fans. Though a lot of it is painfully close to the mark.


http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-cincinnati-bengals-1725399813?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow


RE: Why your team sucks: Bengals - LC_Bengals630513 - 08-24-2015

Saw this a couple hours ago, I couldn't discern whether I was laughing or groaning during the Dalton "highlights" from the CLE game.


RE: Why your team sucks: Bengals - Stormborn - 08-24-2015

Looks like its time to read "Why Andy Dalton sucks; featuring the Cincinnati Bengals"

Just Kidding I stole that from reddit.


RE: Why your team sucks: Bengals - GreenCornBengal - 08-24-2015

"Andy Dalton and this Bengals team friend zone their fans every year. "

I thought it was funny :) and most of the comments too.


RE: Why your team sucks: Bengals - Bengal Dude - 08-24-2015

(08-24-2015, 03:41 PM)GreenCornBengal Wrote: "Andy Dalton and this Bengals team friend zone their fans every year. "

I thought it was funny :) and most of the comments too.

I love these things. What's kind of sad reading this is that his 2014 write up is similar. \

My favorite is reading the fan comments. I agree with the friend zoned comment about the Bengals and Dalton. That's what it truly feels like.

I am confident some will get huffy about this satirical article.


RE: Why your team sucks: Bengals - Junglejuice - 08-24-2015

Its pretty hilarious.


RE: Why your team sucks: Bengals - Stormborn - 08-24-2015

(08-24-2015, 04:15 PM)Bengal Dude Wrote: I love these things. What's kind of sad reading this is that his 2014 write up is similar. \

My favorite is reading the fan comments. I agree with the friend zoned comment about the Bengals and Dalton. That's what it truly feels like.

I am confident some will get huffy about this satirical article.

To be honest this is the last place you want this piece.


RE: Why your team sucks: Bengals - Nately120 - 08-24-2015

Most of it is pretty funny, but I have to say showing Eifert's gruesome injury and playing it for laughs is a bit much.


RE: Why your team sucks: Bengals - Bengal Jells - 08-24-2015

I hate hearing about our playoff performances... Especially in such great detail. Stop friendzoning us Bengals, lets netflix and chill this season!


RE: Why your team sucks: Bengals - Slappy from New Haven - 08-24-2015

Too bad Drew didn't know Florence was in KY

Check put his Bag of Dicks NFL Jambaroo he does every thursday, funny shit


RE: Why your team sucks: Bengals - t3r3e3 - 08-24-2015

(08-24-2015, 03:06 PM)BritishBengal Wrote: A funny read, especially the responses from Bengal fans. Though a lot of it is painfully close to the mark.


http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-cincinnati-bengals-1725399813?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

Mike Brown's head looks like an old testicle that has been slapping against the ass of Cincinnati taxpayers for the past 30 years- quote in the fan comments section