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A Major Breakthrough In The Childbirth Experience! - BFritz21 - 06-21-2018 A couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were interested. Both said they were in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced. As the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain and the husband continued to experience no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home they found the mailman dead on the porch. RE: A Major Breakthrough In The Childbirth Experience! - Sabretooth - 06-21-2018 lol,good one Brad2.0 rep RE: A Major Breakthrough In The Childbirth Experience! - HarleyDog - 06-21-2018 I guess you can call that a special delivery. RE: A Major Breakthrough In The Childbirth Experience! - Tiger Teeth - 06-21-2018