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Fat Women in Leggings (and/or other form fitting clothing) - PhilHos - 06-29-2018

Can we make it illegal now?

I'm all for sacrificing freedom for the betterment of my eyes.

RE: Fat Women in Leggings (and/or other form fitting clothing) - Go Cards - 06-29-2018

Leggings never lie.

RE: Fat Women in Leggings (and/or other form fitting clothing) - SunsetBengal - 06-29-2018

Tsk, tsk, Philhos. How dare you body shame those poor, healthy choice challenged individuals. Mellow

RE: Fat Women in Leggings (and/or other form fitting clothing) - bfine32 - 06-29-2018

What!?!?! I clicked in for pictures.

RE: Fat Women in Leggings (and/or other form fitting clothing) - BengalHawk62 - 06-29-2018

(06-29-2018, 02:42 PM)bfine32 Wrote: What!?!?! I clicked in for pictures.

Ya, me too!  WTH?   I was hoping to see sweat stains, butt cracks, and rolls....oh those rolls. 

RE: Fat Women in Leggings (and/or other form fitting clothing) - Au165 - 06-29-2018

Only if we include fat dude wearing a self cut sleeveless shirt from armpit to hip....

RE: Fat Women in Leggings (and/or other form fitting clothing) - BengalsRocker - 06-29-2018

They're just lookin' for a random poke like Mr. Pillsbury.

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RE: Fat Women in Leggings (and/or other form fitting clothing) - fredtoast - 06-29-2018

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

RE: Fat Women in Leggings (and/or other form fitting clothing) - XenoMorph - 06-29-2018

(06-29-2018, 01:56 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: Tsk, tsk, Philhos.  How dare you body shame those poor, healthy choice challenged individuals.   Mellow

their inability to dress themselves properly has almost made me lose my lunch on more than 1 occansion.


amazing feet of engineering to be sure... holding back tons of fat and not bursting

RE: Fat Women in Leggings (and/or other form fitting clothing) - Wyche'sWarrior - 06-29-2018

(06-29-2018, 03:40 PM)Au165 Wrote: Only if we include fat dude wearing a self cut sleeveless shirt from armpit to hip....

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(06-29-2018, 04:45 PM)fredtoast Wrote: The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

Spinal Tap rep

RE: Fat Women in Leggings (and/or other form fitting clothing) - bfine32 - 06-29-2018

(06-29-2018, 04:54 PM)Wyche Wrote: Spinal Tap rep

Big Kid Rock fan and he has one one of the best verses:

I don't like small car or real fat women

But somehow I always end up in 'em

RE: Fat Women in Leggings (and/or other form fitting clothing) - HarleyDog - 06-29-2018

They definitely have confidence in themselves. It's something to be said.

I'm a little worried about a certain lawyer on here who likes to swim in sweat though? But, hey, too many fish in the sea-ee-ee. Someones gotta eat those fish. Mellow

RE: Fat Women in Leggings (and/or other form fitting clothing) - Jason_NC - 06-29-2018

Several years ago my now wife and I were leaving an outlet mall in Gettysburg PA when we saw a very large woman (especially her gut) in tight yellow spandex. I will never forget that image. Unfortunately.

RE: Fat Women in Leggings (and/or other form fitting clothing) - SunsetBengal - 06-29-2018

(06-29-2018, 07:51 PM)Jason_NC Wrote: Several years ago my now wife and I were leaving an outlet mall in Gettysburg PA when we saw a very large woman (especially her gut) in tight yellow spandex.  I will never forget that image.  Unfortunately.

Oh man, I feel for you.  Yellow doesn't quite have that same slimming effect as black spandex..

RE: Fat Women in Leggings (and/or other form fitting clothing) - HarleyDog - 06-29-2018

(06-29-2018, 07:53 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: Oh man, I feel for you.  Yellow doesn't quite have that same slimming effect as black spandex..

Black doesnt help either. Just gives nightmares of a large hole getting ready to swallow you. Good God Man. Haven't you been educated like most of us by watching "Big Bang Theory?"

RE: Fat Women in Leggings (and/or other form fitting clothing) - Go Cards - 06-29-2018

(06-29-2018, 05:28 PM)bfine32 Wrote: Big Kid Rock fan and he has one one of the best verses:

I don't like small car or real fat women

But somehow I always end up in 'em

Understand that

RE: Fat Women in Leggings (and/or other form fitting clothing) - BengalHawk62 - 06-29-2018

Are you gonna take me home tonight
Ah down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin' world go round

RE: Fat Women in Leggings (and/or other form fitting clothing) - SunsetBengal - 06-29-2018

(06-29-2018, 08:25 PM)BengalHawk62 Wrote: Are you gonna take me home tonight
Ah down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin' world go round

Now, get on your bikes and ride!

RE: Fat Women in Leggings (and/or other form fitting clothing) - HarleyDog - 06-29-2018

(06-29-2018, 08:30 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: Now, get on your bikes and ride!

Fat girls stabilize the back of a bike. However, feels like your towing a trailer. Ninja

RE: Fat Women in Leggings (and/or other form fitting clothing) - Tiger Teeth - 06-29-2018

Okay, I'll be the first to do it:

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