Capt Andrew Luck-game comments

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Capt Andrew Luck-game comments - pally - 09-07-2018

Capt Andrew Luck is a parody Twitter feed. He writes letters to his mother in a Civil Warish era manner comments on the games. Some believe the account may be Luck himself. All in all, though they are rather humorous.

From the last preseason game

Dearest mother —
The unit has returned home, but we have no time to relax. The Tiger men are looking for another battle — and this time, the stakes are real. Scouts report their unit marches our way, guided in the night by the glow of Capt. Dalton’s fiery crown. Anxious.
— Andrew
— Capt. Andrew Luck (@CaptAndrewLuck) September 3, 2018

Dearest mother —
The Tiger men have reached the outskirts of town. We hear growls in the distance, see the faint glow of Capt. Dalton’s crown. There is no mistaking it now: battle draws near. The men are confident. I am ready. My resolve is as strong as my sidearm.
— Andrew
— Capt. Andrew Luck (@CaptAndrewLuck) September 7, 2018