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Maybe Ben R. should diet? - SunsetBengal - 10-11-2018
Carlos Dunlap referred to Ben as a "300# QB"
https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/carlos-dunlap-calls-ben-roethlisberger-a-‘300-pound-quarterback’/ar-BBOdrQQ?ocid=spartandhp
RE: Maybe Ben R. should diet? - JS-Steelerfan - 10-11-2018
(10-11-2018, 11:37 AM)Deacon Wrote: The next Jared Lorenzen? The Quarter got Back? Lord of the Ringdings?
You're a day late and a dollar short:
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/24203910/ben-roethlisberger-pittsburgh-steelers-says-cut-sugar-carbs-lose-weight-entering-15th-nfl-season
RE: Maybe Ben R. should diet? - Whatever - 10-11-2018
(10-11-2018, 12:16 PM)JS-Steelerfan Wrote: You're a day late and a dollar short:
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/24203910/ben-roethlisberger-pittsburgh-steelers-says-cut-sugar-carbs-lose-weight-entering-15th-nfl-season
Rumor has it that the reason Ben is lighter this year is that through enormous strength of will, inhuman pain tolerance, and sheer courage he managed to take off his half dozen ice packs before his weigh in at his physical. Warrior.
RE: Maybe Ben R. should diet? - HarleyDog - 10-11-2018
(10-11-2018, 12:24 PM)Whatever Wrote: Rumor has it that the reason Ben is lighter this year is that through enormous strength of will, inhuman pain tolerance, and sheer courage he managed to take off his half dozen ice packs before his weigh in at his physical. Warrior.
For real? I thought it was meth?
RE: Maybe Ben R. should diet? - JS-Steelerfan - 10-11-2018
(10-11-2018, 03:39 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: For real? I thought it was meth?
Note to self - idea for new television show: Breaking Ben.
RE: Maybe Ben R. should diet? - SunsetBengal - 10-11-2018
(10-11-2018, 10:59 PM)JS-Steelerfan Wrote: Note to self - idea for new television show: Breaking Ben.
Or even: Breaking Ben's Balls..
RE: Maybe Ben R. should diet? - JS-Steelerfan - 10-12-2018
(10-11-2018, 11:49 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: Or even: Breaking Ben's Balls..
Sure, if that's your thing ...
RE: Maybe Ben R. should diet? - ballsofsteel - 10-12-2018
(10-11-2018, 11:49 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: Or even: Breaking Ben's Balls..
Why are you thinking about Ben's Balls? Creepy.
RE: Maybe Ben R. should diet? - StrictlyBiz - 10-12-2018
(10-11-2018, 12:16 PM)JS-Steelerfan Wrote: You're a day late and a dollar short:
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/24203910/ben-roethlisberger-pittsburgh-steelers-says-cut-sugar-carbs-lose-weight-entering-15th-nfl-season
Lol 8 100 yd dashes in under 18 seconds. I’m 48 and that would be easy. These are professional athletes. It should be 15 seconds. Maybe 16 for fat assed linemen.
Camp Cupcake.
RE: Maybe Ben R. should diet? - michaelsean - 10-15-2018
I wonder what he's going to do when he retires. I could see him disappearing to some 10,000 acre ranch in Montana or Wyoming.
RE: Maybe Ben R. should diet? - Go Cards - 10-15-2018
(10-15-2018, 09:33 AM)michaelsean Wrote: I wonder what he's going to do when he retires. I could see him disappearing to some 10,000 acre ranch in Montana or Wyoming.
Could see him buying a strip club and becoming a pimp.
RE: Maybe Ben R. should diet? - SunsetBengal - 10-15-2018
(10-15-2018, 11:54 AM)Go Cards Wrote: Could see him buying a strip club and becoming a pimp.
I could see him taking over for Wilfred Brimley as the Diabeetus guy..
RE: Maybe Ben R. should diet? - StrictlyBiz - 10-15-2018
(10-15-2018, 09:33 AM)michaelsean Wrote: I wonder what he's going to do when he retires. I could see him disappearing to some 10,000 acre ranch in Montana or Wyoming.
He immortal. He’s a vampire. He’s never going to retire. He’s going to stick around forever just to torment Bengals fans.
And give Brad something to talk about.
RE: Maybe Ben R. should diet? - michaelsean - 10-15-2018
(10-15-2018, 02:15 PM)StrictlyBiz Wrote: He immortal. He’s a vampire. He’s never going to retire. He’s going to stick around forever just to torment Bengals fans.
And give Brad something to talk about.
Probably true. Bad news is Brady says he's staying one year longer than Ben.
RE: Maybe Ben R. should diet? - ballsofsteel - 10-15-2018
Big Ben is a lot lighter now after that big dump he took on the bungels in pauly brown stadium Sunday.
RE: Maybe Ben R. should diet? - 6andcounting - 10-15-2018
(10-15-2018, 05:41 PM)ballsofsteel Wrote: Big Ben is a lot lighter now after that big dump he took on the bungels in pauly brown stadium Sunday.
He could weigh 400 pounds and beat the Bengals just by standing still in the pocket all game again.