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The Twelve Days of Bengals - Fan_in_Kettering - 12-25-2018
On the twelfth day of Bengals, Cincinnati gave to me:
Twelve men in the huddle,
Eleven shaky starters,
Ten yards for holding,
Nine losing seasons,
Eight years of Palmer,
Seven playoff losses,
Six fines on Burfict,
Five defensive coordinators!
Four guys named Johnson,
Three wins against Pittsburgh,
Two broken thumbs for Dalton...
...and a Marvin Lewis coaching tree!
RE: The Twelve Days of Bengals - jason - 12-25-2018
(12-25-2018, 07:38 PM)Fan_in_Kettering Wrote: On the twelfth day of Bengals, Cincinnati gave to me:
Twelve men in the huddle,
Eleven shaky starters,
Ten yards for holding,
Nine losing seasons,
Eight years of Palmer,
Seven playoff losses,
Six fines on Burfict,
Five defensive coordinators!
Four guys named Johnson,
Three wins against Pittsburgh,
Two broken thumbs for Dalton...
...and Marvin Lewis coaching for life!
That's so damn good man. I fear you have too much time on your hands, but still..
RE: The Twelve Days of Bengals - SunsetBengal - 12-25-2018
It didn't take a physicist to come up with that, but one certainly did!
RE: The Twelve Days of Bengals - Interceptor - 12-25-2018
FA LA-LA-LA-LA, LA-LA, LA, LAAAAAAAAAAAAA.....
RE: The Twelve Days of Bengals - HarleyDog - 12-26-2018
(12-25-2018, 07:38 PM)Fan_in_Kettering Wrote: On the twelfth day of Bengals, Cincinnati gave to me:
Twelve men in the huddle,
Eleven shaky starters,
Ten yards for holding,
Nine losing seasons,
Eight years of Palmer,
Seven playoff losses,
Six fines on Burfict,
Five defensive coordinators!
Four guys named Johnson,
Three wins against Pittsburgh,
Two broken thumbs for Dalton...
...and Marvin Lewis coaching for life!
Then there’s the SnoopDog version.
On the twelfth day of Bengals, Cincinnati gave to me:
Twelve men in the Hizzle,
Eleven shaky stizzles,
Ten yards for hizzling,
Nine losing sizzles,
Eight years of Pizzle,
Seven playoff lizzles,
Six fines on Bizzle
Five defensive chizzles,
Four guys named Johnjizzle,
Three wins against Shitzel,
Two broken Dalton thizzles,
...and Marvin Lewis Popping caps in your soul. {Mic Drop}
RE: The Twelve Days of Bengals - GreenCornBengal - 12-26-2018
Five Hypothetical Rings!!!!!
RE: The Twelve Days of Bengals - SHRacerX - 12-26-2018
Great work, FIK