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RE: Things that are Zac's fault - BengalsRocker - 01-02-2021
(01-02-2021, 02:27 AM)BengalChris Wrote: I don't understand why this thread even exists, let alone why it's a sticky a thread.
Making up stupid things have nothing to do with Taylor to take the attention away from the complete suck ass job he's done, that is 100% his fault seems like an attempt to imply that he's not some how responsible for his own record.
Taylor is 100% at fault for his record. It's a dismal record. It's one that is bad enough that he should be somewhere else next season. Possibly he might be useful in Siberia as a high school coach, but he doesn't belong in Cinci!
It's merely pure entertainment.
Don't worry there will be a zillion threads about how much Zac sucks ass.
Are there a few on here that think he's competent and wrongfully piled on?
Sure.
You have about as much influence on changing their minds as keeping Mike Brown from napping during games.
RE: Things that are Zac's fault - SladeX - 01-02-2021
I'm bitterly opposed to Zac being retained.
Just a fun thread...
RE: Things that are Zac's fault - bfine32 - 01-02-2021
Jaden Smith
RE: Things that are Zac's fault - BengalsRocker - 01-02-2021
(01-01-2021, 08:54 PM)samhain Wrote: I'm pretty sure he built a time machine and inpregnanted Paul Brown's wife with Mikey in order to set this scenario into motion.
Mike Brown's been getting the heat, but Zac is the Palpatine to Mike's Vader.
All had been revealed.
That Zac boy can't build shit.
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RE: Things that are Zac's fault - BengalsRocker - 01-02-2021
(01-02-2021, 01:26 AM)SladeX Wrote: Zac Taylor is Jar Jar Binks
(01-02-2021, 08:40 AM)GreenCornBengal Wrote: Mee-sa building something!
![[Image: jar-jar.gif]](https://www.thegoodbook.co.uk/downloads/jar-jar.gif)
RE: Things that are Zac's fault - Browns Town Bengal - 01-02-2021
Acid rain
The salted fields of carthage
The failure of the arch deluxe
RE: Things that are Zac's fault - MileHighGrowler - 01-02-2021
(01-02-2021, 03:15 PM)SladeX Wrote: I'm bitterly opposed to Zac being retained.
Just a fun thread...
^This.
Back to topic...
The hot water heater dying when you're jumping in to get ready for work
The bottom of the garbage bag dropping open on the kitchen floor
The next morning burn from last night's hot sauce
RE: Things that are Zac's fault - BengalsRocker - 01-02-2021
Man buns
Crocs
Low tire pressure
Cop Rock
RE: Things that are Zac's fault - fredtoast - 01-02-2021
Skip Bayless
Peroni Disease
Yoga pants on fat chicks.
RE: Things that are Zac's fault - chopperbobby - 01-03-2021
My ulcers
My drinking problem mostly on Sunday’s Sept to Dec about 11:00am
My eating disorder same time frame from above.
Looking forward to next year starting beginning of Oct.
We do get high 1st round draft picks.
We have a good plain and sticking to it come hell or high water.
Players that don’t quit.
RE: Things that are Zac's fault - bfine32 - 01-03-2021
(01-02-2021, 10:26 PM)fredtoast Wrote: Skip Bayless
Peroni Disease
Yoga pants on fat chicks.
Men with Peroni Disease wearing yoga pants
RE: Things that are Zac's fault - fredtoast - 01-03-2021
(01-03-2021, 01:22 PM)bfine32 Wrote: Men with Peroni Disease wearing yoga pants
REP
RE: Things that are Zac's fault - Awful Llama - 01-03-2021
1) Slow internet speed
2) That kid at the game/concert/movie or on the flight that kicks the back of your seat
3) Mosquitos
RE: Things that are Zac's fault - t3r3e3 - 01-03-2021
1- Joe Burrow getting his knee mangled
2- Jim Turner getting another NFL job
3- The Bengals offense being a bottom third unit.
4- Winning one road game in two years
5- People believing Donald Trump is anything but a conman and a huckster...
RE: Things that are Zac's fault - Shake n Blake - 01-03-2021
1. Gen Y not respecting their elders.
2. Click bait topics taking over sports media.
3. People who think Lebron is actually better than MJ.
4. The Nintendo Switch not having a messaging system.
RE: Things that are Zac's fault - BengalsRocker - 01-03-2021
Water in Flint
My stubbed toe
Freezer burn
Caddyshack 2
RE: Things that are Zac's fault - reuben.ahmed - 01-03-2021
(12-31-2020, 09:39 PM)J24 Wrote: Being 4-10-1
Head coaching record
Regular season:
6–25–1 (.203)
RE: Things that are Zac's fault - Synric - 01-03-2021
Raven's rushers wearing out several pairs of cleats...
RE: Things that are Zac's fault - masterpanthera_t - 01-03-2021
Us having this conversation.
RE: Things that are Zac's fault - grampahol - 01-03-2021
(01-01-2021, 07:10 PM)JSR18 Wrote: Don't get me started on Zac's mom...
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Zac never had a mom even when he was hatched. He's the result of a failed experiment deep under Paul Brown Stadium in the R&D division.