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RE: Things that are Zac's fault - rfaulk34 - 01-22-2021
Gristle
Stubbed toes
Male pattern baldness
RE: Things that are Zac's fault - MileHighGrowler - 01-22-2021
(01-22-2021, 12:10 AM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Gristle
Stubbed toes
Male pattern baldness
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RE: Things that are Zac's fault - wildcatnku24 - 01-22-2021
(01-21-2021, 06:25 PM)BengalsRocker Wrote: wilted lettuce
car warranty phone calls
black ice
I've started enjoying those. The other day, talked to a Lisa (doubtful) and gave wildly inaccurate info... had a 2013 BMW M3 with 240K Miles and then started mentioning fake car troubles and other fun fake problems with the car I was having, things leaking, bit of blood, not as popular with the ladies in it as i used to be, etc.
I decided a bit ago that if I had time (aka wife/kids not around or needing me) then i'd keep scammers on the phone for fun, as that's time they aren't getting some sweet old lady who's giving retirement money away.
RE: Things that are Zac's fault - BengalChris - 01-26-2021
I would like to point out that Zac Taylor is at fault when it comes to his team's record. I'm certain if the team had the opposite record of 25-6-1 over his tenure that he'd be getting an ENORMOUS amount of credit. So it stands to reason, for people who have reason, that he has an ENORMOUS amount of fault for his actual record. Don't let all these fake things deflect from how dismal he's been.
RE: Things that are Zac's fault - rfaulk34 - 01-27-2021
(01-26-2021, 11:06 PM)BengalChris Wrote: I would like to point out that Zac Taylor is at fault when it comes to his team's record. I'm certain if the team had the opposite record of 25-6-1 over his tenure that he'd be getting an ENORMOUS amount of credit. So it stands to reason, for people who have reason, that he has an ENOROUS amount of fault for his actual record. Don't let all these fake things deflect from how dismal he's been.
Sizzlean
'Fat free' anything
Crunchy peanut butter
RE: Things that are Zac's fault - jason - 01-30-2021
(01-22-2021, 03:16 PM)wildcatnku24 Wrote: I've started enjoying those. The other day, talked to a Lisa (doubtful) and gave wildly inaccurate info... had a 2013 BMW M3 with 240K Miles and then started mentioning fake car troubles and other fun fake problems with the car I was having, things leaking, bit of blood, not as popular with the ladies in it as i used to be, etc.
I decided a bit ago that if I had time (aka wife/kids not around or needing me) then i'd keep scammers on the phone for fun, as that's time they aren't getting some sweet old lady who's giving retirement money away.
You're earning your lil cubicle up in Glory my friend... One too much time on your hands phone call at a time.
I had one of them leave me a sternly worded voicemail about my "car warranty" just the other day.
RE: Things that are Zac's fault - Dr.Z - 02-02-2021
I don’t post a lot, and am not a Zac fan at this point, but would not be surprised to see him turn it around. He has had some tough luck, and I have seen the team play hard in games which were beyond a chance at going anywhere past the regular season. I also think he would probably already be gone if this situation were with another organization, but I do admittedly - perhaps undeserved - have a glimmer of hope with Taylor. The ice is thin for me though.
RE: Things that are Zac's fault - SladeX - 02-03-2021
(02-02-2021, 12:26 PM)Dr.Z Wrote: I don’t post a lot, and am not a Zac fan at this point, but would not be surprised to see him turn it around. He has had some tough luck, and I have seen the team play hard in games which were beyond a chance at going anywhere past the regular season. I also think he would probably already be gone if this situation were with another organization, but I do admittedly - perhaps undeserved - have a glimmer of hope with Taylor. The ice is thin for me though.
Thin ice
RE: Things that are Zac's fault - Nicomo Cosca - 02-03-2021
(02-02-2021, 12:26 PM)Dr.Z Wrote: I don’t post a lot, and am not a Zac fan at this point, but would not be surprised to see him turn it around. He has had some tough luck, and I have seen the team play hard in games which were beyond a chance at going anywhere past the regular season. I also think he would probably already be gone if this situation were with another organization, but I do admittedly - perhaps undeserved - have a glimmer of hope with Taylor. The ice is thin for me though.
Ofc he would. Literally no other team would retain a HC that went 6-25-1.
RE: Things that are Zac's fault - grampahol - 02-03-2021
It's definitely Zacs fault that crystal balls can't actually foretell the future. Hell, for that matter it's his fault they can actually break when dropped. AND IT'S HIS FAULT CAT SH*T SMELLS AS BAD AS IT DOES AND THAT DOGS LIKE EATING IT..
RE: Things that are Zac's fault - rfaulk34 - 02-03-2021
(02-03-2021, 11:59 AM)grampahol Wrote: AND IT'S HIS FAULT CAT SH*T SMELLS AS BAD AS IT DOES AND THAT DOGS LIKE EATING IT..
^This right here.
RE: Things that are Zac's fault - BengalsRocker - 02-03-2021
Jared from Subway
Fake Subway tuna
Subway
RE: Things that are Zac's fault - BengalChris - 02-26-2021
Here at the end of February 2021, the Bengals' record over the past years is 100% Taylor's fault.
RE: Things that are Zac's fault - TheLeonardLeap - 03-02-2021
Diet Rite
BTS
People using the word literally when they mean figuratively.
Texting in a movie theatre.
RE: Things that are Zac's fault - BengalsRocker - 03-02-2021
static cling
dandruff
Russell Brand
RE: Things that are Zac's fault - XenoMorph - 03-03-2021
(02-03-2021, 02:59 AM)Nicomo Cosca Wrote: Ofc he would. Literally no other team would retain a HC that went 6-25-1.
how many years did hue get in cleveland?
RE: Things that are Zac's fault - BengalChris - 03-03-2021
Hart's 3 year contract is Zac's fault!
RE: Things that are Zac's fault - TheLeonardLeap - 03-05-2021
(03-03-2021, 05:09 PM)XenoMorph Wrote: how many years did hue get in cleveland?
He had an 8-8 season under his belt with Oakland, so after 2 years as a HC he was 9-23.
(Don't get me wrong, Hue is a terrible HC, but holy crap. I forgot that he did that with Jason Campbell, retired Carson Palmer, Cody Kessler, Josh McCown, and RG3. Brutal. Just brutal.)
RE: Things that are Zac's fault - EatonFan - 03-07-2021
Zac is only bad on days that end in Y.
RE: Things that are Zac's fault - TecmoBengals - 03-08-2021
Leaking the new uniforms on Ebay.
It is his fault if the new uniforms suck.