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RE: Things that are Zac's fault - grampahol - 03-21-2021
Definitely his fault that I can never find toenail clippers when my socks start snagging on my toenails..
RE: Things that are Zac's fault - BengalsRocker - 03-21-2021
Squeeze bottle farts
RE: Things that are Zac's fault - grampahol - 03-21-2021
Broken drinking glasses in dirty dishwater.. Definitely his fault.. followed closely with extreme constipation followed by extreme diarrhea..every Sunday..
RE: Things that are Zac's fault - BengalChris - 03-30-2021
It is now the end of March and we are heading into draft month.
It also happens to still be Taylor's fault that his teams have sucked ass all along. In addition, his team worst coaching record belong to him 100%. Just thought I'd keep the things that matter in focus lest anyone forget.
RE: Things that are Zac's fault - wildcatnku24 - 03-31-2021
(03-30-2021, 10:47 PM)BengalChris Wrote: It is now the end of March and we are heading into draft month.
It also happens to still be Taylor's fault that his teams have sucked ass all along. In addition, his team worst coaching record belong to him 100%. Just thought I'd keep the things that matter in focus lest anyone forget.
Hurray for draft month! We're nearly over the biggest lul in pro football. FA has only recently (to me) been exciting. Not that there haven't ever been FA acquisitions, but seemingly not as much per year.
He still has time to fix that w/l record overall. I believe.
Two decent FA's in a row (opinion of course). It'll be interesting to see what kind of defense we have. Good or great?
RE: Things that are Zac's fault - MileHighGrowler - 03-31-2021
Late season snowstorms
Raccoons getting into the trash
The smell of burnt rubber
RE: Things that are Zac's fault - jason - 03-31-2021
(03-31-2021, 11:10 AM)MileHighGrowler Wrote: Late season snowstorms
Raccoons getting into the trash
The smell of burnt rubber
Ever had a raccoon in your attic? It's only a matter of time as long as Zac Taylor is around.
RE: Things that are Zac's fault - BengalChris - 03-31-2021
(03-31-2021, 02:16 AM)wildcatnku24 Wrote: Hurray for draft month! We're nearly over the biggest lul in pro football. FA has only recently (to me) been exciting. Not that there haven't ever been FA acquisitions, but seemingly not as much per year.
He still has time to fix that w/l record overall. I believe.
Two decent FA's in a row (opinion of course). It'll be interesting to see what kind of defense we have. Good or great?
The dude will need 9 wins this season to have a winning year. That's more than his first two years combined by 50%.
Is it possible for him to have a winning season? Yes
Is it likely? No
Will he have more than the 4 wins of last season? Maybe, but far from certain.
If you aren't winning, then you are losing. He's been losing since he got here.
RE: Things that are Zac's fault - HarleyDog - 03-31-2021
(03-31-2021, 07:18 PM)BengalChris Wrote: The dude will need 9 wins this season to have a winning year. That's more than his first two years combined by 50%.
Is it possible for him to have a winning season? Yes
Is it likely? No
Will he have more than the 4 wins of last season? Maybe, but far from certain.
If you aren't winning, then you are losing. He's been losing since he got here.
Although your response was skeptical, you prevented from crushing the dream. IMO, we haven't even had the draft yet so it's hard to see where we will go. 2yrs ago, we knew there was no place to go but up. After last year, well, we can get worse and it doesn't look like we've taken an aggressive approach in doing so. We might have improved the OL with Reiff, but we didn't crush it like an organization should do with a QB named Burrow. That leaves me very skeptical on winning next season because they will rely on draft picks going further for OL.
Read an article today where the Bengals scouting department thought the draft was deep in OL. This is my problem. Many draft picks don't transition well. When you have Burrow, you want some proven players. Dude already had surgery because of bad OL and bad coaching. In all honesty, if they couldn't have protected him they should have benched him until they fixed it. Protect your guys. Although, I'll admit, I couldn't wait to watch Burrow develop week to week so I was just as bad as they were.
RE: Things that are Zac's fault - TheLeonardLeap - 03-31-2021
(03-31-2021, 07:18 PM)BengalChris Wrote: The dude will need 9 wins this season to have a winning year. That's more than his first two years combined by 50%.
Is it possible for him to have a winning season? Yes
Is it likely? No
Will he have more than the 4 wins of last season? Maybe, but far from certain.
If you aren't winning, then you are losing. He's been losing since he got here.
Yeah, before the season expanded to 17 games, I had realized that in order for Taylor to have as many wins as Sean McDermott through their first 4 HC years, Zac Taylor needed the Bengals to go 16-0 in both 2021 AND 2022.
RE: Things that are Zac's fault - BengalChris - 04-02-2021
(03-31-2021, 07:35 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: Although your response was skeptical, you prevented from crushing the dream. IMO, we haven't even had the draft yet so it's hard to see where we will go. 2yrs ago, we knew there was no place to go but up. After last year, well, we can get worse and it doesn't look like we've taken an aggressive approach in doing so. We might have improved the OL with Reiff, but we didn't crush it like an organization should do with a QB named Burrow. That leaves me very skeptical on winning next season because they will rely on draft picks going further for OL.
Read an article today where the Bengals scouting department thought the draft was deep in OL. This is my problem. Many draft picks don't transition well. When you have Burrow, you want some proven players. Dude already had surgery because of bad OL and bad coaching. In all honesty, if they couldn't have protected him they should have benched him until they fixed it. Protect your guys. Although, I'll admit, I couldn't wait to watch Burrow develop week to week so I was just as bad as they were.
Sadly, Taylor has managed to take a down team and turn it downward even more.
Yeh, it's a New Dey was than chant from the front office two years ago, but the new dey we got wasn't what we were expecting. The Brown family puts forth all this blow hard confidence in Taylor in the public, but privately they've gotta be thinking about pulling the plug if this teams starts off losing once again.
RE: Things that are Zac's fault - Bronze Bengal - 04-26-2021
(03-02-2021, 07:24 PM)TheLeonardLeap Wrote: Texting in a movie theatre.
And soon we won't even have theatres. Thanks Zac.
RE: Things that are Zac's fault - BengalsRocker - 04-26-2021
Who are these completely serious people that don't know this thread is about humor?
There are a million threads for you to ***** about how crappy Zac is on these boards.
RE: Things that are Zac's fault - GodFather - 04-26-2021
(03-31-2021, 07:18 PM)BengalChris Wrote: The dude will need 9 wins this season to have a winning year. That's more than his first two years combined by 50%.
Is it possible for him to have a winning season? Yes
Is it likely? No
Will he have more than the 4 wins of last season? Maybe, but far from certain.
If you aren't winning, then you are losing. He's been losing since he got here.
Will he get an extension? Likely
RE: Things that are Zac's fault - iLLuSi0nz - 04-28-2021
Too lazy to check the rest of this thread but..
Drafting the wrong player tomorrow. Doesn't matter that it hasn't happened yet or who it is, still wrong.
RE: Things that are Zac's fault - BengalChris - 04-28-2021
(04-26-2021, 09:36 PM)GodFather Wrote: Will he get an extension? Likely
Oh God! Bite your tongue!
RE: Things that are Zac's fault - TheLeonardLeap - 04-29-2021
Duke Tobin's horrible CB hat.
RE: Things that are Zac's fault - SladeX - 04-30-2021
(04-26-2021, 09:22 PM)BengalsRocker Wrote: Who are these completely serious people that don't know this thread is about humor?
There are a million threads for you to ***** about how crappy Zac is on these boards.
I dunno, but rest assured...
it IS Zac,s fault
RE: Things that are Zac's fault - The Clapp - 05-06-2021
(01-02-2021, 05:51 PM)BengalsRocker Wrote:
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Wait.... Are you telling me he was responsible for Order 66?
RE: Things that are Zac's fault - grampahol - 06-04-2021
Maybe Zac is trying to redefine how standings throughout the season work. Instead of 0 wins he wants to go in negative territory with more losses than actual games played. By game 4 we'll be sitting at 0-8..heck, maybe 0 and -8.. I think losing by 100 should count as 2 losses. C'mon Zac! You can do it!