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RE: The ***OFFICIAL***Evan McPherson nickname thread - Nately120 - 08-26-2021
(08-26-2021, 02:35 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Look...
You don't come into my thread, telling me what his nickname will be. His nickname will be what the populace wants it to be and when it's deemed, as i said earlier, it will be legally binding in 42 states, 10 Canadian Provinces and 2 territories.
Ad hoc, ipso facto ergo et cetera. E pluribus unum.
Good day sir!
Any nickname he has that doesn't take advantage of KICK rhyming with Mc is doomed to fail. May as well just call him Fat Randy and get on with things.
RE: The ***OFFICIAL***Evan McPherson nickname thread - rfaulk34 - 08-26-2021
(08-26-2021, 02:36 PM)Nately120 Wrote: Any nickname he has that doesn't take advantage of KICK rhyming with Mc is doomed to fail. May as well just call him Fat Randy and get on with things.
Does "wrong way" rhyme with either Alan or Page? Dude is in the frikin' Hall of Fame.
GTFOhere
RE: The ***OFFICIAL***Evan McPherson nickname thread - Nately120 - 08-26-2021
(08-26-2021, 02:40 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Does "wrong way" rhyme with either Alan or Page? Dude is in the frikin' Hall of Fame.
GTFOhere
You know my nickname of KickFearsome is KickFearsomely good. All the kids are going to be saying it soon. Get on the trolley.
RE: The ***OFFICIAL***Evan McPherson nickname thread - rfaulk34 - 08-26-2021
Rhyming nicknames were made popular by Chris Berman and they're lazy and gay.
RE: The ***OFFICIAL***Evan McPherson nickname thread - rfaulk34 - 08-26-2021
(08-26-2021, 02:42 PM)Nately120 Wrote: You know my nickname of KickFearsome is KickFearsomely good. All the kids are going to be saying it soon. Get on the trolley.
I'm not saying it's not good. I like it. I'm just saying you can't come in here and anoint it.
Only i can do that.
RE: The ***OFFICIAL***Evan McPherson nickname thread - Nately120 - 08-26-2021
(08-26-2021, 02:46 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: I'm not saying it's not good. I like it. I'm just saying you can't come in here and anoint it.
Only i can do that.
You're just blown away by my nickname confidence and swagger.
RE: The ***OFFICIAL***Evan McPherson nickname thread - rfaulk34 - 08-26-2021
(08-26-2021, 02:42 PM)Nately120 Wrote: You know my nickname of KickFearsome is KickFearsomely good. All the kids are going to be saying it soon. Get on the trolley.
And, if you don't ***OFFICIALLY*** post it as your pick from the PHASE 1 portion of the thread, it won't go in the poll and it will never happen.
RE: The ***OFFICIAL***Evan McPherson nickname thread - Nately120 - 08-26-2021
(08-26-2021, 02:48 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: And, if you don't ***OFFICIALLY*** post it as your pick from the PHASE 1 portion of the thread, it won't go in the poll and it will never happen.
I posted it and you said you liked it, damn it. At least I think it was you.
RE: The ***OFFICIAL***Evan McPherson nickname thread - rfaulk34 - 08-26-2021
(08-26-2021, 02:50 PM)Nately120 Wrote: I posted it and you said you liked it, damn it. At least I think it was you.
I don't think you understand how ***OFFICIAL*** works...
RE: The ***OFFICIAL***Evan McPherson nickname thread - Frank Booth - 08-26-2021
I’m just gonna call him mcpherson tbh
RE: The ***OFFICIAL***Evan McPherson nickname thread - Nately120 - 08-26-2021
(08-26-2021, 02:54 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: I don't think you understand how ***OFFICIAL*** works...
That is just what my high school sweetheart said when she found me hitting on her friends, now that you mention it.
RE: The ***OFFICIAL***Evan McPherson nickname thread - rfaulk34 - 08-26-2021
(08-26-2021, 03:04 PM)Frank Booth Wrote: I’m just gonna call him mcpherson tbh
Copy that.
I translate that as you being in ***OFFICIALLY*** with
Legs Benedict
Big Foot
RE: The ***OFFICIAL***Evan McPherson nickname thread - Emeritus - 08-26-2021
Evan Lucky
Because its timeless
RE: The ***OFFICIAL***Evan McPherson nickname thread - rfaulk34 - 08-26-2021
(08-26-2021, 03:16 PM)Emeritus Wrote:
Because its timeless
Nope. Discarded.
It's not on the ***OFFICIAL*** Evan McPherson PHASE 1 nickname nominee list.
RE: The ***OFFICIAL***Evan McPherson nickname thread - Wyche'sWarrior - 08-26-2021
McMoney
Mark it 3
RE: The ***OFFICIAL***Evan McPherson nickname thread - BengalsRocker - 08-26-2021
Sir Kicks-a-lot
"I like big kicks and I cannot lie"
RE: The ***OFFICIAL***Evan McPherson nickname thread - BengalsRocker - 08-26-2021
(08-26-2021, 02:36 PM)Nately120 Wrote: Any nickname he has that doesn't take advantage of KICK rhyming with Mc is doomed to fail. May as well just call him Fat Randy and get on with things.
or Non-Fat Randy
RE: The ***OFFICIAL***Evan McPherson nickname thread - BengalsRocker - 08-26-2021
(08-26-2021, 02:43 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Rhyming nicknames were made popular by Chris Berman and they're lazy and gay.
You're right.
We need something manly like.
"Steely-eyed Dream Crusher"
RE: The ***OFFICIAL***Evan McPherson nickname thread - BengalsRocker - 08-26-2021
Howz about "The Meter Reader"?
RE: The ***OFFICIAL***Evan McPherson nickname thread - Nicomo Cosca - 08-26-2021
rfaulk reading through this thread right now…
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