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Feb 14..the aftermath - kalibengal - 02-03-2022
Has anyone thought of all the new babys that will born in 2023 when the Bengals win on V Day eve and the many babys with the name "Joey Franchise (Frank) insert last name here
RE: Feb 14..the aftermath - pally - 02-03-2022
(02-03-2022, 02:38 PM)kalibengal Wrote: Has anyone thought of all the new babys that will born in 2023 when the Bengals win on V Day eve and the many babys with the name "Joey Franchise (Frank) insert last name here
don't count the babies before they're hatched
RE: Feb 14..the aftermath - TecmoBengals - 02-03-2022
(02-03-2022, 02:38 PM)kalibengal Wrote: Has anyone thought of all the new babys that will born in 2023 when the Bengals win on V Day eve and the many babys with the name "Joey Franchise (Frank) insert last name here
November '22 is the due date.
RE: Feb 14..the aftermath - kalibengal - 02-03-2022
(02-03-2022, 02:56 PM)TecmoBengals Wrote: November '22 is the due date.
oops! my bad
yes 2022
RE: Feb 14..the aftermath - phil413 - 02-03-2022
Money Mac going to be a popular baby name.
RE: Feb 14..the aftermath - TecmoBengals - 02-03-2022
(02-03-2022, 07:06 PM)phil413 Wrote: Money Mac going to be a popular baby name.
Might give new meaning to the nickname Shooter.
RE: Feb 14..the aftermath - George Cantstandya - 02-03-2022
I think most might be too drunk to work on conceiving, at least the male part of the equation. "Hey baby we won the Super Bowl let's... hold on I have to puke... Okay I'm good... wait wake up little me Bengals fan wake up... it's time to get to work.. Damnit!" Passes out hanging halfway off the bed.
RE: Feb 14..the aftermath - Speedy Thomas - 02-03-2022
I'm hoping for a Joe Blob from my wife
RE: Feb 14..the aftermath - Go Cards - 02-03-2022
If you get the name Shooter as baby you're probably either going to be a sniper or a porn star.
RE: Feb 14..the aftermath - michaelsean - 02-03-2022
My wife would be like, “What does winning the SB have yo do with me?”
RE: Feb 14..the aftermath - George Cantstandya - 02-03-2022
(02-03-2022, 08:31 PM)Go Cards Wrote: If you get the name Shooter as baby you're probably either going to be a sniper or a porn star.
Or a d-bag golfer that eats pieces of shit for breakfast.
RE: Feb 14..the aftermath - Science Friction - 02-03-2022
And think of how many wives and gfs of the losing team will suffer physical abuse after the game.
I saw a study that said there is about a 10% increase in domestic violence after an upset loss ( team who is favored to win by four or more points losses). I think it was a UC Berkley study. Also saw a statistic that said when England's national team lost an important match, domestic violence cases increased by a staggering 38%.
RE: Feb 14..the aftermath - George Cantstandya - 02-03-2022
(02-03-2022, 09:21 PM)Science Friction Wrote: And think of how many wives and gfs of the losing team will suffer physical abuse after the game.
I saw a study that said there is about a 10% increase in domestic violence after an upset loss ( team who is favored to win by four or more points losses). I think it was a UC Berkley study. Also saw a statistic that said when England's national team lost an important match, domestic violence cases increased by a staggering 38%.
Damn, that's depressing.