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Medical question..... - fredtoast - 11-12-2015
My penis burns when I get into a pissing contest.
Should I see a doctor?
RE: Medical question..... - Cure4CF - 11-12-2015
Drink more water. Or a see a shrink, which should help the amount of contests you enter. Best of luck and hoping to a speedy recovery.
RE: Medical question..... - crispy - 11-12-2015
Maybe you have athletes foot on your penis............
RE: Medical question..... - BengalsRocker - 11-12-2015
(11-12-2015, 08:38 PM)crispy Wrote: Maybe you have athletes foot on your penis............
BOOM !
RE: Medical question..... - BengalsRocker - 11-12-2015
No you should be the first ice sculptor who uses his own burning piss to create lovely art pieces.
Perhaps a wedding feature.
What a lucky couple to have a Fred piss sculpture.
RE: Medical question..... - Tiger Teeth - 11-13-2015
Thinking about fred's penis and his burning piss made me throw up in my mouth a little.
RE: Medical question..... - BengalHawk62 - 11-13-2015
Quit banging little Eastern European boys.
RE: Medical question..... - jason - 11-13-2015
Are you leaving a discharge on your trousers?
RE: Medical question..... - XenoMorph - 11-13-2015
i would suggest retiring from the pissing contest circuit.
RE: Medical question..... - Bengals23 - 11-18-2015
(11-12-2015, 07:17 PM)fredtoast Wrote: My penis burns when I get into a pissing contest.
Should I see a doctor?
Maybe your penis is just really competitive and it ignited a fire inside to win...
RE: Medical question..... - Bengalzona - 11-18-2015
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RE: Medical question..... - GodFather - 11-18-2015
(11-12-2015, 07:17 PM)fredtoast Wrote: My penis burns when I get into a pissing contest.
Should I see a doctor?
you should mention it to him when you go in for your weekly prostate exam while singing a round of "Moon River"
RE: Medical question..... - jfkbengals - 11-22-2015
Yes.
A burning sensation in your penis will not cause the doctor to be invisible. That would be a symptom of eye trouble.
RE: Medical question..... - fredtoast - 11-22-2015
(11-13-2015, 05:13 PM)jason Wrote: Are you leaving a discharge on your trousers?
No.
Not on my trousers.