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Write In Campaign - Nebuchadnezzar - 12-29-2015
Ok all you pepples out there, I am starting a "Write In Campaign".
Just write in "Nebuchadnezzar of http://www.thebengalsboard.com" and let's get me elected President of the United States.
What I promise is absolutely nothing. I garentee that I will do nothing for four years except party, play golf and travel all over the world.
Every law that is passed, I will not sign but veto it except for bills that keep the government running. Everything else will be scraped and sent back. My hope is that all the money saved will be used to pay down the debt.
If someone messes with us or any of our friends, I will first ask them politely to stop. If that don't work, I will get a little angry and tell them to stop. If that don't work, I'll bomb them into the stone age. If my generals say 50,000 troops sent in after 24 hours of bombardment will do the trick, I will quadruple what they say and totally destroy everything. They had fair warning.
Other than that, let's have a huge party for four years.
RE: Write In Campaign - Nebuchadnezzar - 12-29-2015
OH, COME ON!!!
You know you want me as President!
RE: Write In Campaign - GMDino - 12-29-2015
(12-29-2015, 07:29 AM)Nebuchadnezzar Wrote: Ok all you pepples out there, I am starting a "Write In Campaign".
Just write in "Nebuchadnezzar of http://www.thebengalsboard.com" and let's get me elected President of the United States.
What I promise is absolutely nothing. I garentee that I will do nothing for four years except party, play golf and travel all over the world.
Every law that is passed, I will not sign but veto it except for bills that keep the government running. Everything else will be scraped and sent back. My hope is that all the money saved will be used to pay down the debt.
If someone messes with us or any of our friends, I will first ask them politely to stop. If that don't work, I will get a little angry and tell them to stop. If that don't work, I'll bomb them into the stone age. If my generals say 50,000 troops sent in after 24 hours of bombardment will do the trick, I will quadruple what they say and totally destroy everything. They had fair warning.
Other than that, let's have a huge party for four years.
I did this for our county commissioner seat this year. A guy ran who got kicked out years ago (and who is a complete dbag) so every time he ran an ad on FB I shared it explaining why he should never be allowed back in to office and asking for a write in.
I got three votes.
One was mine.
My wife didn't vote for me!
I also received write in votes for other positions if the person was running unopposed.
It was fun!
RE: Write In Campaign - BengalHawk62 - 12-29-2015
What about the legalization of the marijuana? If you'll support the legalization of it, I will write your name down.
RE: Write In Campaign - Nebuchadnezzar - 12-29-2015
(12-29-2015, 03:09 PM)BengalHawk62 Wrote: What about the legalization of the marijuana? If you'll support the legalization of it, I will write your name down.
Of course I would. How are we going to party without Mary?
RE: Write In Campaign - BengalHawk62 - 12-30-2015
(12-29-2015, 04:52 PM)Nebuchadnezzar Wrote: Of course I would. How are we going to party without Mary?
Sweet! Say no more, my friend, you've got my vote!
RE: Write In Campaign - Nebuchadnezzar - 12-30-2015
(12-30-2015, 04:00 PM)BengalHawk62 Wrote: Sweet! Say no more, my friend, you've got my vote!
Cool, I expect to see "Other 0.0001%" on election night
RE: Write In Campaign - Nately120 - 12-30-2015
I only vote for politicians who are caught up in sex scandals. How are you on that front?
RE: Write In Campaign - Nebuchadnezzar - 12-30-2015
(12-30-2015, 05:13 PM)Nately120 Wrote: I only vote for politicians who are caught up in sex scandals. How are you on that front?
No scandals here, so I guess I lost a vote.
Wait, let me ask my wife if I can start a sex scandal...
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She said "NO".
RE: Write In Campaign - Nately120 - 12-30-2015
(12-30-2015, 05:18 PM)Nebuchadnezzar Wrote: No scandals here, so I guess I lost a vote.
Wait, let me ask my wife if I can start a sex scandal...
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She said "NO".
Bend over and you'll get my vote.
ZING!
RE: Write In Campaign - Rotobeast - 12-30-2015
(12-30-2015, 05:18 PM)Nately120 Wrote: Bend over and you'll get my vote.
ZING!
Aren't politicians generally on the giving end ?
It would be nice to return the favor though.
