Germany tells Muslims you can't poop in the showers

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Germany tells Muslims you can't poop in the showers - Vlad - 01-23-2016

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/germany-initiates-poster-campaign-to-fight-groping-rape-and-public-pooping/

Anyone have the stats on how many white people poop in public showers?

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RE: Germany tells Muslims you can't poop in the showers - StLucieBengal - 01-23-2016

Just brilliant. Can't wait for these guys to justify this behavior .

RE: Germany tells Muslims you can't poop in the showers - bfine32 - 01-23-2016

Americans poop in the shower.

Now, nobody here is saying pooping in the shower is OK. I'm just trying to deflect from the issue in the OP.

RE: Germany tells Muslims you can't poop in the showers - StLucieBengal - 01-23-2016

bfine Wrote:Americans poop in the shower.

Now, nobody here is saying pooping in the shower is OK. I'm just trying to deflect from the issue in the OP.

You forgot to call me a racist or mention that I have used savage in the past. Ninja

RE: Germany tells Muslims you can't poop in the showers - GMDino - 01-23-2016

If its just for the Muslims /refugees why do they have it German too?

Oh...right. "Primitives" "Savages"

Cool

RE: Germany tells Muslims you can't poop in the showers - Belsnickel - 01-23-2016

(01-23-2016, 09:25 PM)Vlad Wrote: http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/germany-initiates-poster-campaign-to-fight-groping-rape-and-public-pooping/

Anyone have the stats on how many white people poop in public showers?

This just made me laugh because, no shitting you, when I was in high school we had a rash of this in the locker rooms. It started off on the football team, but since it was obviously a member of a small group, it started happening in the regular locker room so as to make it harder to determine the culprit. Happened about twice a week for a semester. I know it was more than one person, because I know at least two of the culprits, but they didn't admit to more that two incidents a piece.

Anyway, this story just made me think about that and have a good laugh.

RE: Germany tells Muslims you can't poop in the showers - Nately120 - 01-23-2016

(01-23-2016, 09:59 PM)Belsnickel Wrote: This just made me laugh because, no shitting you, when I was in high school we had a rash of this in the locker rooms. It started off on the football team, but since it was obviously a member of a small group, it started happening in the regular locker room so as to make it harder to determine the culprit. Happened about twice a week for a semester. I know it was more than one person, because I know at least two of the culprits, but they didn't admit to more that two incidents a piece.

Anyway, this story just made me think about that and have a good laugh.

My first college dorm had an anonymous "shower shitter" as well.

RE: Germany tells Muslims you can't poop in the showers - treee - 01-23-2016

Literal and figurative shit post. Good job.

RE: Germany tells Muslims you can't poop in the showers - GMDino - 01-23-2016

(01-23-2016, 09:59 PM)Belsnickel Wrote: This just made me laugh because, no shitting you, when I was in high school we had a rash of this in the locker rooms. It started off on the football team, but since it was obviously a member of a small group, it started happening in the regular locker room so as to make it harder to determine the culprit. Happened about twice a week for a semester. I know it was more than one person, because I know at least two of the culprits, but they didn't admit to more that two incidents a piece.

Anyway, this story just made me think about that and have a good laugh.

Don't they have a guy in Ohio who shits on cars that they can't catch?

Yep: found it.

http://www.cleveland.com/akron/index.ssf/2015/03/police_man_has_pooped_on_and_i.html

Quote:AKRON, Ohio -- A man has wandered the Kenmore neighborhood of Akron pooping on - and inside - at least 19 parked cars during the last three years.

On Tuesday, however, a resident took a photo of a man pooping on his latest car in the 2900 block of Cory Avenue. Police are working to identify him.

Akron police Lt. Rick Edwards said the man has mostly targeted residents of the Castle Homes area during the last six months.
The man on Tuesday pooped on the hood of the car, but Edwards said in other cases he's smeared excrement on door handles. When the car doors were unlocked, the man pooped in the passenger seat of the car.

Some residents had their car pooped on multiple times, which was the case Tuesday, Edwards said.
In nine of the cases, including once on Jan. 22, the person whose car was pooped on did not want to make a full police report. They instead wanted to alert police patrolling the area.

In the nine other cases before Tuesday, residents reported the incidents to police.

(01-23-2016, 10:51 PM)Nately120 Wrote: My first college dorm had an anonymous "shower shitter" as well.

Jebus! And I thought the guys pissing in the shower were bad!

RE: Germany tells Muslims you can't poop in the showers - Benton - 01-24-2016

I worked in a truck stop for a little over a year in high school. There's a reason that sign is in English.

RE: Germany tells Muslims you can't poop in the showers - Nebuchadnezzar - 01-24-2016

(01-23-2016, 11:46 PM)GMDino Wrote: Don't they have a guy in Ohio who shits on cars that they can't catch?

Yep: found it.

http://www.cleveland.com/akron/index.ssf/2015/03/police_man_has_pooped_on_and_i.html

Jebus! And I thought the guys pissing in the shower were bad!

Sorry, Cleveland isn't part of Ohio no matter what a map or the government says.

RE: Germany tells Muslims you can't poop in the showers - StLucieBengal - 01-24-2016

GMDi Wrote:If its just for the Muslims /refugees why do they have it German too?

Oh...right. "Primitives" "Savages"

Probably so Germans can laugh at them.

RE: Germany tells Muslims you can't poop in the showers - StLucieBengal - 01-24-2016

Belsnick Wrote:This just made me laugh because, no shitting you, when I was in high school we had a rash of this in the locker rooms. It started off on the football team, but since it was obviously a member of a small group, it started happening in the regular locker room so as to make it harder to determine the culprit. Happened about twice a week for a semester. I know it was more than one person, because I know at least two of the culprits, but they didn't admit to more that two incidents a piece.

Anyway, this story just made me think about that and have a good laugh.

Haha have to say I have never had a shower crapper around.

RE: Germany tells Muslims you can't poop in the showers - GMDino - 01-24-2016

(01-24-2016, 12:24 AM)Nebuchadnezzar Wrote: Sorry, Cleveland isn't part of Ohio no matter what a map or the government says.

But Akron is. Mellow

RE: Germany tells Muslims you can't poop in the showers - Nately120 - 01-24-2016

(01-24-2016, 12:30 AM)StLucieBengal Wrote: Probably so Germans can laugh at them.

I got some German for you:

Du schtinkt!

RE: Germany tells Muslims you can't poop in the showers - bfine32 - 01-24-2016

(01-24-2016, 12:14 AM)Benton Wrote: I worked in a truck stop for a little over a year in high school.

For "tips"?

RE: Germany tells Muslims you can't poop in the showers - Rotobeast - 01-24-2016

(01-24-2016, 01:17 AM)bfine32 Wrote: For "tips"?

Many journalists start out as shower valets.
It is an important service.
I mean, you wouldn't want to pick up the soap in a truck stop shower would you ?
The slower the valet retrieves the soap, the higher the tip.
Sometimes they get more than the tip.
Ninja

RE: Germany tells Muslims you can't poop in the showers - jason - 01-24-2016

If you use public showers, you deserve to stand in shit... Nancys.

RE: Germany tells Muslims you can't poop in the showers - Nately120 - 01-25-2016

In all seriousness, did anyone ask why this is aimed at Muslims if it is also written in German and English?

RE: Germany tells Muslims you can't poop in the showers - Mike M (the other one) - 01-25-2016

(01-23-2016, 09:54 PM)GMDino Wrote: If its just for the Muslims /refugees why do they have it German too?

Oh...right. "Primitives" "Savages"

(01-25-2016, 04:16 AM)Nately120 Wrote: In all seriousness, did anyone ask why this is aimed at Muslims if it is also written in German and English?

Because of Political Correctness, if they wrote it in Arabic only, then they would be sued for discriminating.

Can't believe I had to explain that...