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RE: more CLEAN funny pictures and jokes - Bengalzona - 08-08-2015
A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report
that his wife was missing.
Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.
Sergeant: What is her height?
Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sergeant: Weight?
Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Sergeant: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown.
Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly.
Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went in my truck.
Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?
Husband: Brand new 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats and “Bubba” floor mats. Trailering package with gold hitch. DVD with navigation, 21-channel CB radio, six cup holders, and four power outlets. Added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. Wife put a small scratch on the drivers door. At this point the husband started choking up.
Sergeant: Don’t worry buddy. We’ll find your truck.
RE: more CLEAN funny pictures and jokes - Bengalzona - 08-08-2015
A little old lady went to buy cat food. She picked up three cans, but was told by the clerk, "I'm sorry, but we can't sell this to you without proof you have a cat. Too many seniors are buying cat foot to eat. Management wants proof that you are buying this for your cat." So the lady went home, brought in her cat and was sold the cat food. . . . The next day, she tried to buy two cans of dog food and was again told she couldn't buy them without proof. So the lady went home, brought in her dog and was sold the dog food. . . .One day later, she brought in a box with a hole in the lid and asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The cashier said, "No, you might have a snake in there." The lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would harm her. So the cashier put her finger into the box, quickly pulled it out and exclaimed, "That smells like crap." . . . The lady replied, "It is. I want to buy two rolls of toilet paper."
RE: more CLEAN funny pictures and jokes - SunsetBengal - 08-08-2015
![[Image: 11138602_1030096563690639_39700531805685...e=5639821F]](https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11138602_1030096563690639_3970053180568590143_n.jpg?oh=299d351ea8420e2e5ad66f0fef809ec9&oe=5639821F)
https://www.facebook.com/ricoandmambo/photos/a.136978966335741.19500.136973706336267/1030096563690639/?type=1
RE: more CLEAN funny pictures and jokes - Beaker - 08-08-2015
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RE: more CLEAN funny pictures and jokes - SunsetBengal - 08-08-2015
Not really a joke, but worth noting..
Quote:“One day a very wealthy father took his son on a trip to the country for the sole purpose of showing his son how it was to be poor. They spent a few days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family.
After their return from the trip, the father asked his son how he liked the trip. “It was great, Dad,” the son replied. “Did you see how poor people can be?” the father asked. “Oh Yeah,” said the son.
“So what did you learn from the trip?” asked the father. The son answered, “I saw that we have one dog and they had four. We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a creek that has no end. We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night. Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon.
We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond our sight. We have servants who serve us, but they serve others.
We buy our food, but they grow theirs. We have walls around our property to protect us, they have friends to protect them.” The boy’s father was speechless. Then his son added, “It showed me just how poor we really are.”
Too many times we forget what we have and concentrate on what we don’t have. What is one person’s worthless object is another’s prize possession. It is all based on one’s perspective.
Sometimes it takes the perspective of a child to remind us what’s important.”
RE: more CLEAN funny pictures and jokes - Bengalzona - 08-08-2015
![[Image: 1888721_10153629694701840_83851809338843...e=563559E1]](https://scontent.fphx1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/1888721_10153629694701840_8385180933884325610_n.jpg?oh=34b2d36a3917480b0c410118bd974c5b&oe=563559E1)
RE: more CLEAN funny pictures and jokes - Bengalzona - 08-08-2015
![[Image: 11822785_10153617929017323_7696751104014...e=567C803F]](https://scontent.fphx1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/11822785_10153617929017323_7696751104014297806_n.jpg?oh=a7178a868b7dba218e59d9a8723e6fd3&oe=567C803F)
RE: more CLEAN funny pictures and jokes - SunsetBengal - 08-09-2015
![[Image: 2015.05.12-mrconservative-555272a590bc7-600x1582.jpg]](http://conservativepost.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/2015.05.12-mrconservative-555272a590bc7-600x1582.jpg)
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RE: more CLEAN funny pictures and jokes - SunsetBengal - 08-09-2015
![[Image: 11825608_689590731172401_427659219933648...e=5641EEFE]](https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/11825608_689590731172401_4276592199336487927_n.jpg?oh=63d829d686eb173548afd770451eb802&oe=5641EEFE)
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RE: more CLEAN funny pictures and jokes - Bengalzona - 08-09-2015
![[Image: 11866260_10155917539725029_1712405100697...e=56841B2B]](https://scontent.fphx1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11866260_10155917539725029_1712405100697562586_n.jpg?oh=8fd8676b5bb2e3daa84bbafe77ad6697&oe=56841B2B)
RE: more CLEAN funny pictures and jokes - SunsetBengal - 08-09-2015
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RE: more CLEAN funny pictures and jokes - Bengalzona - 08-09-2015
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RE: more CLEAN funny pictures and jokes - Bengalzona - 08-09-2015
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RE: more CLEAN funny pictures and jokes - Bengalzona - 08-09-2015
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RE: more CLEAN funny pictures and jokes - Bengalzona - 08-09-2015
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RE: more CLEAN funny pictures and jokes - SunsetBengal - 08-10-2015
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https://www.facebook.com/421263567990944/photos/a.456609074456393.1073741830.421263567990944/813835462067084/?type=1
RE: more CLEAN funny pictures and jokes - SunsetBengal - 08-10-2015
![[Image: 11252011_985223028214240_468477309165270...e=563A10C7]](https://scontent-atl1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11252011_985223028214240_4684773091652704465_n.jpg?oh=2963a8e22146ddbbacd97d808c01b89f&oe=563A10C7)
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RE: more CLEAN funny pictures and jokes - SunsetBengal - 08-10-2015
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RE: more CLEAN funny pictures and jokes - SunsetBengal - 08-10-2015
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https://www.facebook.com/WWR.WhyWeRide/photos/a.239386922864344.60146.236172303185806/577376125732087/?type=1
RE: more CLEAN funny pictures and jokes - Bengalzona - 08-11-2015