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Sexually Agressive Fines - GreenCornBengal - 09-16-2016
Remember when Marshawn Lynch grabbed his nuts?
Lynch was fined $20,000 for his behavior.
Now we get to Antonia Brown.
Antonia received a $9,000 fine for his behavior.
I sent a letter to the league's front office inquiring why there was a difference in the amount of fines each player received....
They responded and said the fines were proportionate to the individuals 'size'..
I guess the equation is length in centimeters multiplied by 1000. who knew?
RE: Sexually Agressive Fines - rfaulk34 - 09-16-2016
Aren't just women supposed to twerk?
RE: Sexually Agressive Fines - Dill - 09-16-2016
(09-16-2016, 07:29 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Aren't just women supposed to twerk?
That's sexist!
RE: Sexually Agressive Fines - SunsetBengal - 09-16-2016
(09-16-2016, 10:00 PM)Dill Wrote: That's sexist!
What a deplorable thing to say!
RE: Sexually Agressive Fines - rfaulk34 - 09-16-2016
(09-16-2016, 10:00 PM)Dill Wrote: That's sexist!
(09-16-2016, 10:08 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: What a deplorable thing to say!
RE: Sexually Agressive Fines - Dill - 09-16-2016
(09-16-2016, 10:08 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: What a deplorable thing to say!
Equal rights for all!
RE: Sexually Agressive Fines - GreenCornBengal - 09-17-2016
I think involving math in a smack talk towards the Steelers was a mistake... riiiiiight over their heads.
RE: Sexually Agressive Fines - StoneTheCrow - 09-18-2016
...are essentially what Ben paid.
RE: Sexually Agressive Fines - 6andcounting - 09-18-2016
(09-17-2016, 10:19 PM)GreenCornBengal Wrote: I think involving math in a smack talk towards the Steelers was a mistake... riiiiiight over their heads.
or this thread is arguably weaker smack than the JNer who keistered himself with a towel
RE: Sexually Agressive Fines - GreenCornBengal - 09-18-2016
(09-18-2016, 01:15 AM)6andcounting Wrote: or this thread is arguably weaker smack than the JNer who keistered himself with a towel
Just relaying what the NFL front office told me
$9,000 fine, roughly 3.5 inches...
$20,000 fine, roughly 8 inches....
You can't argue the facts.
In 1990 a NE Patriot named Mowatt was fined $12,500 for a sexually aggressive act... ~ 5 inches
It's not my fault the league operates this way.. I'd imagine this is the first time Anotnio has benefitted from his micro penis.
RE: Sexually Agressive Fines - Rotobeast - 09-18-2016
(09-16-2016, 07:29 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Aren't just women supposed to twerk?Burfict made Brown his biznatch, so he might as well dance like one.
Since Antonio will miss Vontez today, this is for him.....
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RE: Sexually Agressive Fines - GMDino - 09-18-2016
(09-16-2016, 06:56 PM)GreenCornBengal Wrote: Remember when Marshawn Lynch grabbed his nuts?
Lynch was fined $20,000 for his behavior.
Now we get to Antonia Brown.
Antonia received a $9,000 fine for his behavior.
I sent a letter to the league's front office inquiring why there was a difference in the amount of fines each player received....
They responded and said the fines were proportionate to the individuals 'size'..
I guess the equation is length in centimeters multiplied by 1000. who knew?
So I'll treat this like a real post:
1) Fines escalate based on the number of fines you get. Next one for AB will be more.
2) The NFL sure didn't have any problem with posting that video on their website for all the viewers to give hit after hit to.
3) The NFL also has zero problems with half dressed, dancing girls on the sidelines.
All that said I hate the dances. I *like* the group celebrations but those are completely outlawed so we are forced to get these things instead.
If the Cowboys hadn't cried about the Redskins dancing in their end zone we might still have some fun in the league.
RE: Sexually Agressive Fines - Captain Obvious - 09-19-2016
(09-18-2016, 01:50 AM)GreenCornBengal Wrote: Just relaying what the NFL front office told me
$9,000 fine, roughly 3.5 inches...
$20,000 fine, roughly 8 inches....
You can't argue the facts.
In 1990 a NE Patriot named Mowatt was fined $12,500 for a sexually aggressive act... ~ 5 inches
It's not my fault the league operates this way.. I'd imagine this is the first time Anotnio has benefitted from his micro penis.
You sure are fascinated with the size of other men's junk. There's a website for you to get all the jollies you want from that kind of stuff.
RE: Sexually Agressive Fines - BigPapaKain - 09-19-2016
(09-19-2016, 02:57 PM)Captain Obvious Wrote: You sure are fascinated with the size of other men's junk. There's a website for you to get all the jollies you want from that kind of stuff.
Often when we guess at other people's motives we reveal our own.
RE: Sexually Agressive Fines - Captain Obvious - 09-19-2016
(09-19-2016, 02:57 PM)BigPapaKain Wrote: Often when we guess at other people's motives we reveal our own.
Well with every rule, there are exceptions. When you make it as obvious as it's been with this post, there's no guessing involved.
RE: Sexually Agressive Fines - Nately120 - 09-20-2016
over $11k for this, lest we think milquetoast white dudes can't get sex-fined!
![[Image: 1522472624152367792.gif]](http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--KblroWQn--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/1522472624152367792.gif)
RE: Sexually Agressive Fines - Rotobeast - 09-22-2016
(09-20-2016, 05:54 PM)Nately120 Wrote: over $11k for this, lest we think milquetoast white dudes can't get sex-fined!That's the most passion I've ever seen out of him....lol
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