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I just used a Terrible Towel to clean my bum - THE Bigzoman - 09-17-2016
So my co-worker thought i'd be funny to leave a terrible towel at my desk.
It took it home, snug as a bug in my cat, the smell of cush and utter lack of ceartivity from the Steelers' fan base ever so evident.
I just used it to wipe my ass and threw it away. At times, I felt that it took the form of Rapethisburger and went deeper in my bum without my consent, but I was able to tighten my motorcycle grip and get the situation under control.
My Co-worker said that I just cursed my bum; that it is now doomed to a date with Bubba in the county jail.
But right now, all I know is one thing. I'll be watching tomorrow's game with my ass as clean as a whistle.
RE: I just used a Terrible Towel to clean my bum - leonardfan40 - 09-17-2016
Shoulda gave it back to him afterwards lol
RE: I just used a Terrible Towel to clean my bum - THE Bigzoman - 09-17-2016
(09-17-2016, 08:28 PM)leonardfan40 Wrote: Shoulda gave it back to him afterwards lol
I guess you could say the greenish color left behind is symbolic for what AJ Green is going to do to that horrid secondary.
RE: I just used a Terrible Towel to clean my bum - treee - 09-17-2016
wtf
RE: I just used a Terrible Towel to clean my bum - Rotobeast - 09-17-2016
Damn, Zo......
You better go get tested, after that interaction.
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RE: I just used a Terrible Towel to clean my bum - HarleyDog - 09-17-2016
Should have fed-ex'd it to the mayor of Shitsburg.
RE: I just used a Terrible Towel to clean my bum - rfaulk34 - 09-17-2016
(09-17-2016, 10:18 PM)Rotobeast Wrote: Damn, Zo......
You better go get tested, after that interaction.
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Yeah. There's no telling where that thing has been.
RE: I just used a Terrible Towel to clean my bum - StoneTheCrow - 09-17-2016
You mean to tell me you won't shit again before the game? I usually have an average 2.5 of em before kickoff. And that's just when their scheduled in the early slot.
RE: I just used a Terrible Towel to clean my bum - GMDino - 09-18-2016
(09-17-2016, 10:31 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Yeah. There's no telling where that thing has been.
Where his butt has been? "
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RE: I just used a Terrible Towel to clean my bum - Beaker - 09-18-2016
(09-18-2016, 11:16 AM)GMDino Wrote: Where his butt has been? "
On your mom's face.
RE: I just used a Terrible Towel to clean my bum - StrictlyBiz - 09-18-2016
(09-17-2016, 08:32 PM)THE Bigzoman Wrote: I guess you could say the greenish color left behind is symbolic for what AJ Green is going to do to that horrid secondary.
Green shit? You need to monitor that. Could be a number of medical conditions.
RE: I just used a Terrible Towel to clean my bum - GMDino - 09-18-2016
(09-18-2016, 01:10 PM)Beaker Wrote: On your mom's face.
It would be cleaner than if he used a towel then. She always makes sure the paying customers shower first.
