(11-25-2016, 09:47 AM)hollodero Wrote: - Now look what you did.



Now isn't that great already - hooray to our conservative party.

Guess we're back to marrying off our own to foreign royalties again.
Could Trump be interested in a beautiful and fertile Austrian princess?

(11-25-2016, 11:49 AM)Bengalzona Wrote: I think he prefers slavic women.

(11-25-2016, 12:08 PM)hollodero Wrote: Well, sure, who doesn't.
But our women often have quite a lot of Slavic blood in them. All these Slovenias and stuff, they used to be ours back in the days when Austria actually was great. 
In some way, I see Melania as our married off princess anyways. Your empire will be a welcome addition to our reign once all is settled and breeded out.

(11-25-2016, 12:15 PM)Bengalzona Wrote: I like the little map of the "New Austria"! Is that adding Bavaria, Czech Republic, Slovakia, Hungary, Slovenia and Croatia? Territorial gains or just former territories realizing the error of their ways?

(11-25-2016, 12:15 PM)Bengalzona Wrote: I like the little map of the "New Austria"!

(11-25-2016, 12:15 PM)Bengalzona Wrote: Is that adding Bavaria, Czech Republic, Slovakia, Hungary, Slovenia and Croatia? Territorial gains or just former territories realizing the error of their ways?

(11-25-2016, 12:58 PM)Rotobeast Wrote: They'll be purchased with large quantities of schnapps.
I'd sell for the right amount...lol

(11-25-2016, 01:00 PM)hollodero Wrote: Yeah well, that's just for starters of course.
AEIOU!
(which means Austria erit in orbe ultima, best translated to "all earth is our uterus")
We won't limit ourselves to the level of past greatness - make Austria even greater again! We believe ultimatively the only chance for a united Europe is through good old Austrian hegemonic ambition.
(United, but without Serbia. For obvious reasons.)


No Bavaria, they remain our spies in Germany. The rest, yeah, and there's also South Tyrol (never forget), Bosnia, parts of Romania, parts of Ukraine (well, if Putin gets his share, why don't we) and then some. As for how to bring them home to the reign, not sure yet. We're neutral and have no military to speak of, so there's that. The good old forced marriage and hefty breeding with foreign leaders won't do the trick, damn democracies change their leaders too often, plus our poor princesses. So that leaves just undermining and turning them via propaganda and specific cyber attacks. Russia does it and there's no real fuzz, so that probably is the way to go. At least I guess that's what our conservatives had in mind here. It's their idea, I'm just an enthusiastic follower.

(11-25-2016, 01:05 PM)Bengalzona Wrote: Might I recommend a "reverse-Anschluss" where Austria annexes Germany as a first move?

(11-25-2016, 01:04 PM)hollodero Wrote: Good. We could use a spy in the emerging libertarian par... oh wait.

Tell you what, you get schnapps from us anyways. You'll need it. But no princess.

(11-26-2016, 08:38 AM)Rotobeast Wrote: Hey..... give me enough schnapps and you'll look like a princess !


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(11-26-2016, 04:38 PM)hollodero Wrote:

...you do know what you're supposed to do with a princess? It's not about admiring her intellect and brilliance and fine manly looks. I'm not available for princess stuff; don't get your hopes up, and nothing else either.

(11-25-2016, 01:00 PM)hollodero Wrote: Yeah well, that's just for starters of course.
AEIOU!
(which means Austria erit in orbe ultima, best translated to "all earth is our uterus")
We won't limit ourselves to the level of past greatness - make Austria even greater again! We believe ultimatively the only chance for a united Europe is through good old Austrian hegemonic ambition.
(United, but without Serbia. For obvious reasons.)

(11-27-2016, 10:16 PM)Dill Wrote:

Hmmm. . . . I wondered why you were keeping this guy around.

(11-25-2016, 09:47 AM)hollodero Wrote: - Now look what you did.



Now isn't that great already - hooray to our conservative party.

Guess we're back to marrying off our own to foreign royalties again.
Could Trump be interested in a beautiful and fertile Austrian princess?

(11-28-2016, 01:40 PM)hollodero Wrote: Maybe they have monarchy in mind. After all communism doesn't work because people are too greedy, democracy doesn't work because people are too stupid, maybe the people are the problem and we need an Emperor again to make everything great again and Austria first.

I better start learning the name Karl Thomas Robert Maria Franziskus Georg Bahnam Habsburg-Lothringen by heart.

(11-28-2016, 06:14 PM)michaelsean Wrote: Cool.  There's like 15 Austrians who like us.  Hell there could be another 15 not in the picture.  

(11-29-2016, 01:07 AM)Dill Wrote: The lip is gone, Hollo. Your Karl now meets all the cosmetic requirements of our image-conscious, world Facebook culture.

(11-29-2016, 01:07 AM)Dill Wrote: And his daughters are hot!   Habsburg-Trump--the reality show?

(11-29-2016, 01:07 AM)Dill Wrote: When Christian Europe once again calls upon Austria (and maybe Hungary?) to buffer Islam, will he answer the call for Greater Austria?  Will he rename it "YUGER Austria" to widen the dynastic possibilities?

(11-29-2016, 03:07 PM)hollodero Wrote: Not that there's something wrong with that, average looking women are more often than not (although in this case I think not) the much more exciting personalities. And inner values are important too, maybe their blood levels are excellent. I do not mean to degrade them as human beings by evaluating their level of attractiveness, which has replaced grading women by descent these days. But - Trump just wouldn't tell them your country's secrets in exchange for sexual favours, which would be kind of the point here. He might grab them by their whatever once or twice, but that's about it.
And he could very easily destroy them by posting sexy pics of his own daughters for comparison. He really could. For some sweet touch I probably would tell Ivanka everything I know (since that is, as I said, nothing, it would be no big deal).

(11-30-2016, 09:18 PM)Dill Wrote: I am American, Hollo. I find wealthy well connected women VERY attractive and generally well stocked with inner values!

I was not thinking of Trump himself matching up (though Melania is over 40 now, the trade-in age for previous wives) but his sons. Possibly that would put an American in line for Emperor, or maybe Prince-Consort if the royals are all finicky about commoner blood.