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Marketing fail

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This is funny. I pulled this trick on my daughters a few minutes ago and they all fell for it.

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(03-13-2016, 01:14 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: [Image: 0.jpg]

Has this been altered? I saw this photo a couple of years ago and the sign read something a lot better than that.
You can always trust an dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to look out for.
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The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.

The auditor said, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I’m not sure the IRS finds that believable."

"I’m a great gambler, and I can prove it," says Grandpa. "How about a demonstration?"

The auditor thinks for a moment and says, "OK. Go ahead."

Grandpa says, "I’ll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye."

The auditor thinks a moment and says, "It’s a bet."

Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor’s jaw drops.

Grandpa says, "Now, I’ll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye."

The auditor can tell Grandpa isn’t blind, so he takes the bet.

Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye. The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa’s attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.

"Want to go double or nothing?" Grandpa asks. "I’ll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between."

The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there’s no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again. Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can’t make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor’s desk.

The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win. But Grandpa’s attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.

"Are you OK?" the auditor asks.

"Not really," says the attorney. "This morning, when Grandpa told me he’d been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that you’d be happy about it."
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(03-14-2016, 03:56 PM)Bengal Dude Wrote: Has this been altered? I saw this photo a couple of years ago and the sign read something a lot better than that.

There are 2. I think this is the real one. I seen her in another pic at a different angle facing away from the ice with the same sign. Doesnt matter, i wouldnt post the other one on here.however i know the sign your referring to.
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Something my dad might have done.
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(03-14-2016, 06:31 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: ..

The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.

The auditor said, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I’m not sure the IRS finds that believable."

"I’m a great gambler, and I can prove it," says Grandpa. "How about a demonstration?"

The auditor thinks for a moment and says, "OK. Go ahead."

Grandpa says, "I’ll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye."

The auditor thinks a moment and says, "It’s a bet."

Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor’s jaw drops.

Grandpa says, "Now, I’ll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye."

The auditor can tell Grandpa isn’t blind, so he takes the bet.

Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye. The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa’s attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.

"Want to go double or nothing?" Grandpa asks. "I’ll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between."

The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there’s no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again. Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can’t make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor’s desk.

The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win. But Grandpa’s attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.

"Are you OK?" the auditor asks.

"Not really," says the attorney. "This morning, when Grandpa told me he’d been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that you’d be happy about it."

Damn, Grandpa is good. Mellow
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