"He's a Large Human"

[Truck_1_0_1_]

(07-10-2018, 09:36 AM)Gohards Wrote: That Gatorade bottle looks soooo tiny in his hand, lol

Hmm, looks more like orange juice or something, which are much smaller than Gatorade bottles.

Your point still stands though, however I must point out that he's no Andre the Giant:

[snowy]

Wow. Even Geno looks tiny (and Geno ain't exactly small).

[*Go Cards*]

(07-10-2018, 10:30 AM)Sled21 Wrote: I don't see how it can linger. He had bone spurs, and they were removed. No more spurs to linger. They say before he got the spurs, he was one of the best LT's in the game. I see huge upside here.

Don't get me wrong, I love the move !

[XenoMorph]

(07-10-2018, 02:30 PM)Truck_1_0_1_ Wrote: Hmm, looks more like orange juice or something, which are much smaller than Gatorade bottles.

Your point still stands though, however I must point out that he's no Andre the Giant:

No one is....   there are some that are close...   But nothing compared to the 8th Wonder of the world.

[Yojimbo]

Settle down guys. We’re only a year removed from a tackle that was 6’7” 345lbs. Shouldn’t be a new thing to see a LT that big.

[3wt]

(07-10-2018, 04:09 PM)Yojimbo Wrote: Settle down guys. We’re only a year removed from a tackle that was 6’7” 345lbs. Shouldn’t be a new thing to see a LT that big.

Can you imagine Whit on the left side and Glenn on the right?   With Price in the middle?


Ugghhhh, what could have been.

[*Nate (formerly eliminate08)*]

(07-10-2018, 02:30 PM)Truck_1_0_1_ Wrote: Hmm, looks more like orange juice or something, which are much smaller than Gatorade bottles.

Your point still stands though, however I must point out that he's no Andre the Giant:

Damn, bet ole Andre could drain that beer in one little swig.

[Benton]

(07-10-2018, 09:36 AM)Gohards Wrote: That Gatorade bottle looks soooo tiny in his hand, lol

And that's the gallon size.

[Bengalbug]

(07-10-2018, 05:48 PM)Nate (formerly eliminate08) Wrote: Damn, bet ole Andre could drain that beer in one little swig.

The boozing
In an appearance on Late Night With David Letterman, Andre admitted to drinking 119 beers in a single session. During surgery, he reportedly told an anesthesiologist it takes him "2 liters of vodka before [he] feels warm."

On an episode of WWE's Legends of Wrestling, fellow wrassler Mike Graham confirmed he witnessed Andre consume 156 beers (in 16-ounce cans) in one night.

156 beers
A the G's 156-beer total (at 16 ounces a piece) would equal out to 2,496 fluid ounces. The equivalent of five 30-racks and one six-pack.

or one keg, one 30 rack, and two cans of beer. That's 19.5 gallons of beer, if you prefer your brews in US customary units, which you probably do.

62 40’s This guy could play Edward 40 Hands with 40 bottles. And then some. That's close to a full roll of duct tape.

32 bottles of wine
Using the basic conversion rate we all learned in middle school DARE, one beer equals one average glass of wine (5 fluid ounces). One-hundred-and-fifty-six glasses of wine would turn out approximately 780 fluid ounces -- or approximately 32 standard bottles of vino. Even for Gérard Depardieu, this is d'excès.

40 bottles of Champagne
Andre, the cheapest Champagne in all the land, is slightly less potent than your average wine. So drinking a little bit more of the eponymous bubbly stuff would be no problem for Mr. Giant, who is also named Andre, coincidentally.

10 bottles of whiskey
Kesha may brush her teeth with Jack, but apparently Andre likes to bathe in it. With his alcohol consumption equaling 235 fluid ounces of hard liquor, he could have taken down 10 bottles of whiskey in one night.

Four handles of cheap vodka
Andre could even hold four handles of your local liquor store's cheapest, dirtiest vodka -- from Vladi to Popov. Salute, comrade. This is enough to get a small village seeing double

65 shots of grain alcohol
Conceivably, Andre could knock down 65 shots of grain alcohol -- otherwise used as industrial-strength chrome remover. This 190-proof beast is approximately 2.4x as strong as regular hooch and is 25x more likely to show up at Toby Keith concerts.

[*Nate (formerly eliminate08)*]

(07-10-2018, 06:16 PM)Bengalbug Wrote: The boozing
In an appearance on Late Night With David Letterman, Andre admitted to drinking 119 beers in a single session. During surgery, he reportedly told an anesthesiologist it takes him "2 liters of vodka before [he] feels warm."

On an episode of WWE's Legends of Wrestling, fellow wrassler Mike Graham confirmed he witnessed Andre consume 156 beers (in 16-ounce cans) in one night.

156 beers
A the G's 156-beer total (at 16 ounces a piece) would equal out to 2,496 fluid ounces. The equivalent of five 30-racks and one six-pack.

or one keg, one 30 rack, and two cans of beer. That's 19.5 gallons of beer, if you prefer your brews in US customary units, which you probably do.

62 40’s This guy could play Edward 40 Hands with 40 bottles. And then some. That's close to a full roll of duct tape.

32 bottles of wine
Using the basic conversion rate we all learned in middle school DARE, one beer equals one average glass of wine (5 fluid ounces). One-hundred-and-fifty-six glasses of wine would turn out approximately 780 fluid ounces -- or approximately 32 standard bottles of vino. Even for Gérard Depardieu, this is d'excès.

40 bottles of Champagne
Andre, the cheapest Champagne in all the land, is slightly less potent than your average wine. So drinking a little bit more of the eponymous bubbly stuff would be no problem for Mr. Giant, who is also named Andre, coincidentally.

10 bottles of whiskey  
Kesha may brush her teeth with Jack, but apparently Andre likes to bathe in it. With his alcohol consumption equaling 235 fluid ounces of hard liquor, he could have taken down 10 bottles of whiskey in one night.

Four handles of cheap vodka
Andre could even hold four handles of your local liquor store's cheapest, dirtiest vodka -- from Vladi to Popov. Salute, comrade. This is enough to get a small village seeing double

65 shots of grain alcohol
Conceivably, Andre could knock down 65 shots of grain alcohol -- otherwise used as industrial-strength chrome remover. This 190-proof beast is approximately 2.4x as strong as regular hooch and is 25x more likely to show up at Toby Keith concerts.

Major reps Bengal Bug, 156 beers in one night? Man, i better up my game lol

I might of done a 30 pack before but i am just an average sized dude and people say i drink more beer
then most anyone they know. This seems even a little much for a guy his size to me. This deserves another
shocked face!

[bengals67]

management deserves major credit for getting Glann and our new center to finally replace the incompetent Bodine all  for  a high draft pick.

One of the best moves in Bengal history.

[Yojimbo]

(07-10-2018, 05:41 PM)3wt Wrote: Can you imagine Whit on the left side and Glenn on the right?   With Price in the middle?


Ugghhhh, what could have been.

Imagine if you had Whit at LT, Glenn at LG and Price at C. Run left all day long.

[Tiger Teeth]

(07-10-2018, 06:29 PM)Nate (formerly eliminate08) Wrote: Major reps Bengal Bug, 156 beers in one night? Man, i better up my game lol

I might of done a 30 pack before but i am just an average sized dude and people say i drink more beer
then most anyone they know. This seems even a little much for a guy his size to me. This deserves another
shocked face!

Andre would have made a hell of a member of Da' Brewski Club!

[snowy]

Yojimbo Wrote:Settle down guys. We’re only a year removed from a tackle that was 6’7” 345lbs. Shouldn’t be a new thing to see a LT that big.

Yabbut, Hunt didn't look big. He didn't play big, either. I'm excited about Glenn. It's summertime; let folks have their fun.

[*Nate (formerly eliminate08)*]

(07-10-2018, 07:01 PM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: Andre would have made a hell of a member of Da' Brewski Club!

He would drink Da' Brewski Club dry in one night!

[RASCAL]

(07-10-2018, 10:46 AM)HarleyDog Wrote: Give me a 12 pack. I can take him.

I think I'd drink more than a 12 pack and then hope I would pass out before it got started!

[Yojimbo]

(07-10-2018, 07:16 PM)snowy Wrote: Yabbut, Hunt didn't look big. He didn't play big, either. I'm excited about Glenn. It's summertime; let folks have their fun.

Umm, I was talking about Whit.

[snowy]

(07-10-2018, 08:17 PM)Yojimbo Wrote: Umm, I was talking about Whit.

Heeee! That's way different. Sorry.

[Bengalitis]

(07-10-2018, 08:54 AM)Goalpost Wrote: It is.  Glenn is listed at 6'6 345.  

Put him at Center.

[*SHRacerX*]

(07-10-2018, 10:42 AM)Nicomo Cosca Wrote:

Can't believe someone beat Harley to this.  Love me some Andre the Giant.