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Has he never heard the song?
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This sounds like an Onion story.
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He changed his story!
UPDATE: A complex turn of barfing events. Carman now says he in fact did not eat at Mom's Spaghetti before Sunday's game. He still threw up though, and you, as a human, can still eat at Mom's Spaghetti in Detroit, Eminem's restaurant inspired by his lyrics about pasta and barfing.
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Lose Yourself at Mom's Spaghetti
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Well I hope he didn’t eat pasta in game day. I guess he never saw Band of Brothers.
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Watch Eminem try to sue him.
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I get why the coaches decided to play Carman, because on the surface he looked calm and ready.
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Wait.....I thought he had to be carted off because he sharted...
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