Vikings vs Bengals predictions

[BengalChris]

(09-02-2021, 01:34 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: I've been busy this preseason. With Burrow only getting 3 snaps, Jamar Butterfinger struggling, moderate changes to the OL and the defense, etc. I feel like I know this team less than ever. Burrow will struggle in this game and we will struggle as a team for a few games before we start playing well together.

Min: 24
Cin: 9

(09-02-2021, 02:09 PM)BengalHawk62 Wrote: Vikings come in and rape, plunder, and pillage the hapless Saxons….er Bengals in week 1.

Minnesota- 62
Bungles- 6



We will make Kirk Cousins into an instant MVP candidate, and  D Cook will look like the next Jim Brown, Barry Sanders and Bo Jackson all rolled into one.  Our Defense will be decimated with injuries. Our OL won’t be able to block a wet paper bag blowing in the wind and Joey B will be knocked out of the game by the 2nd quarter.  It’ll be over as soon as the Bengals run onto the field.

May God have mercy on us.

Ug. Now those are two dire predictions.