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Why your team sucks 2021: Cincinnati Bengals
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(09-06-2021, 04:32 PM)Murdock2420 Wrote: It's also time for these yearly delights.

Of course the comments are always some of the most amazing things.

Such as: "I could hurl blame at Joe Montana or Joey Porter or Kimo von Oelhoffen or the Silverdome’s turf or the curse of Bo Jackson’s hip for the woes of my beloved Bengals during my lifetime, but ultimately this is my fault. I’m from Columbus. I could have chosen the Browns, or the Bears of my adopted hometown of Chicago. But, at the end of the day, I guess I’d rather pull for the team who skimps on scouting and employs a sentient Yeti cooler as a head coach. Zac Taylor has ten sportcoats in his closet and zero ties."

https://defector.com/why-your-team-sucks-2021-cincinnati-bengals/

These are always freaking hilarious. Thanks for posting the link bc I always forget about it.

Edit: Now that I've read it, it could've done without the shoehorned politics and shots at delicious Skyline chili.
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RE: Why your team sucks 2021: Cincinnati Bengals - Shake n Blake - 09-07-2021, 02:12 AM

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